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OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED

Started by Cain, January 22, 2015, 08:40:32 PM

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Eater of Clowns

#1185
April 06, 2015, 09:29:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 06, 2015, 09:19:54 PM
False fire alarm
He wanted his steak well done
Co-workers = philistines

I actually appreciate when my coworkers tell me they like their steak well done because it's a good signal that I can ignore their restaurant recommendations altogether.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Cain

#1186
April 06, 2015, 09:32:45 PM
Yeah, there is that.

I suspect drinking cider before the attempted cooking probably did not help any.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1187
April 07, 2015, 12:10:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2015, 07:55:49 PM
So, the big bosses have called me, asking me pointed questions concerning the current state of the plant.

I could have been diplomatic.

...

...

...

:lulz:

Oh my.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1188
April 07, 2015, 12:11:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2015, 08:06:40 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 06, 2015, 08:05:06 PM
I have my probation review tomorrow evening.

Lets see if I still have a job this time tomorrow night.

Well, here's hoping.

I'm not exactly sure what to hope FOR, though. That his employers spontaneously combust?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#1189
April 07, 2015, 12:23:11 AM
New tech, an old friend
Stabbing me in the back for
Shitty position
Molon Lube

Chelagoras The Boulder

#1190
April 07, 2015, 01:39:22 AM
oh fuck, sorry to hear that, Doc.
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1191
April 07, 2015, 07:07:03 AM
Well it certainly adds to the clusterfuckiness.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

minuspace

#1192
April 07, 2015, 08:27:28 AM
Free choice, lets best wait
Forever disintegrating
Will without foreplay

Bruno

#1193
April 07, 2015, 10:16:06 AM
What are my passions?
Job not soap opera.
Punch the clock. Go home.
Formerly something else...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1194
April 07, 2015, 02:10:06 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on April 07, 2015, 08:27:28 AM
Free choice, lets best wait
Forever disintegrating
Will without foreplay

Your job sounds terrible.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#1195
April 07, 2015, 02:26:08 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 07, 2015, 07:07:03 AM
Well it certainly adds to the clusterfuckiness.

Someone was gonna be dumb enough.  I'm just disappointed that it was him.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#1196
April 07, 2015, 02:28:41 PM
Okay.  I've had some sleep (5 hours or so).  I am still potato, not to mention the dosage of sleeping pills I took still floating around my head.

BUT there will be more Weird West.  In fact, I may finish it.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#1197
April 07, 2015, 07:45:16 PM
Things maybe went on
I was asleep at my desk
So I do not know
Molon Lube

Cain

#1198
April 07, 2015, 10:18:21 PM
Well, I still have a job.

Cain

#1199
April 07, 2015, 10:53:00 PM
I also have tentative support for my security contractor gig (whereupon I will assess security, and get paid for it, and tell them it sucks, and recommend the position of Security Director, which I will be the most qualified for, and thus will be appointed to).

I mean, it's early days yet.  But it could happen.
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