OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED

[Junkenstein]

If you ever find a reliable fix for insomnia, let me know. Pretty much everything I've ever tried has been horseshit or useless. Or a combination of both.

[Doktor Howl]

If you ever find a reliable fix for insomnia, let me know. Pretty much everything I've ever tried has been horseshit or useless. Or a combination of both.

They're gonna try the ambien again, and if that's still a problem, then it's roofie time.

My wife is gonna date rape me.  Horrible, horrible.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, if I do the live reading, in the style of Cram's Work Safe Porn?

You know, where he MS Paints stuff over the porn to make it look like the bukake guys are playing poker, etc?

Makes the rapey stuff something else entirely.

I like this idea!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If you ever find a reliable fix for insomnia, let me know. Pretty much everything I've ever tried has been horseshit or useless. Or a combination of both.

They're gonna try the ambien again, and if that's still a problem, then it's roofie time.

My wife is gonna date rape me.  Horrible, horrible.

[Doktor Howl]

If you ever find a reliable fix for insomnia, let me know. Pretty much everything I've ever tried has been horseshit or useless. Or a combination of both.

They're gonna try the ambien again, and if that's still a problem, then it's roofie time.

My wife is gonna date rape me.  Horrible, horrible.

I feel that I am being objectified by all of this.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If you ever find a reliable fix for insomnia, let me know. Pretty much everything I've ever tried has been horseshit or useless. Or a combination of both.

They're gonna try the ambien again, and if that's still a problem, then it's roofie time.

My wife is gonna date rape me.  Horrible, horrible.

I feel that I am being objectified by all of this.

That's what you get for being so pretty.

[Doktor Howl]

If you ever find a reliable fix for insomnia, let me know. Pretty much everything I've ever tried has been horseshit or useless. Or a combination of both.

They're gonna try the ambien again, and if that's still a problem, then it's roofie time.

My wife is gonna date rape me.  Horrible, horrible.

I feel that I am being objectified by all of this.

That's what you get for being so pretty.

She says if I didn't want it, I wouldn't dress this way or walk around town alone.  It's horrible.  I come in from work and she's like "HEYYY BAAABYYYYYYYYYY" and whistling and shit.  Tells me "I know what you need", and afterward tells me it's my fault that I got too drunk.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If you ever find a reliable fix for insomnia, let me know. Pretty much everything I've ever tried has been horseshit or useless. Or a combination of both.

They're gonna try the ambien again, and if that's still a problem, then it's roofie time.

My wife is gonna date rape me.  Horrible, horrible.

I feel that I am being objectified by all of this.

That's what you get for being so pretty.

She says if I didn't want it, I wouldn't dress this way or walk around town alone.  It's horrible.  I come in from work and she's like "HEYYY BAAABYYYYYYYYYY" and whistling and shit.  Tells me "I know what you need", and afterward tells me it's my fault that I got too drunk.

[Doktor Howl]

If you ever find a reliable fix for insomnia, let me know. Pretty much everything I've ever tried has been horseshit or useless. Or a combination of both.

They're gonna try the ambien again, and if that's still a problem, then it's roofie time.

My wife is gonna date rape me.  Horrible, horrible.

I feel that I am being objectified by all of this.

That's what you get for being so pretty.

She says if I didn't want it, I wouldn't dress this way or walk around town alone.  It's horrible.  I come in from work and she's like "HEYYY BAAABYYYYYYYYYY" and whistling and shit.  Tells me "I know what you need", and afterward tells me it's my fault that I got too drunk.

You know, that line works really well on "equalists"¹ who think women are overreacting.

Mockery succeeds where reason fails.




¹ Don't get me started.

[Bruno]

Went to church with my folks last night.

Was talking with one of the other members about random shit.

He brings up ISIS and the fact that he is worried about them.

Says he mentioned in a meeting with the other men of the congregation that he thinks it would be a good idea to lock the doors during services in case they attack.

This is a small church in rural Tennessee.

I don't even.

If it's Murfreesbro, they might consider it, given how actively they've shat on local Muslims for the last decade and a half.

Nope, not Murfreesboro, McMinnville. One of Murfreesboro's less enlightened neighbors, and the town where I grew up. It's worse than Murfreesboro. Most places in Tennessee are.

BTW, except for Nashville, all of TN is rural.  Even if it's not.

I think we got one building over 4 stories, so I'll give you Murfreesboro.

Not sure why you would count Nashville and not Memphis, though, unless you just consider it out of bounds due to also being in two other states.

[Doktor Howl]

Went to church with my folks last night.

Was talking with one of the other members about random shit.

He brings up ISIS and the fact that he is worried about them.

Says he mentioned in a meeting with the other men of the congregation that he thinks it would be a good idea to lock the doors during services in case they attack.

This is a small church in rural Tennessee.

I don't even.

If it's Murfreesbro, they might consider it, given how actively they've shat on local Muslims for the last decade and a half.

Nope, not Murfreesboro, McMinnville. One of Murfreesboro's less enlightened neighbors, and the town where I grew up. It's worse than Murfreesboro. Most places in Tennessee are.

BTW, except for Nashville, all of TN is rural.  Even if it's not.

I think we got one building over 4 stories, so I'll give you Murfreesboro.

Not sure why you would count Nashville and not Memphis, though, unless you just consider it out of bounds due to also being in two other states.

Memphis is it's own world.  It lives in the crack of broken time, and Elvis still rules from his porcelain throne.

[Bruno]

I've never been to Memphis, other than just driving through on my way to either Arkansas, or Mexico, but I've always just assumed that everybody there talks like Elvis.

[Doktor Howl]

I've never been to Memphis, other than just driving through on my way to either Arkansas, or Mexico, but I've always just assumed that everybody there talks like Elvis.

Memphis is something that everyone should see.  Graceland by itself is the last remaining bastion of all that is horrible and greasy and so, so right about America.

[Cain]

My stay here is starting to feel somewhat like Liddy's prison stint.  It's a terrible place and I'm probably stuck her for the forseeable future.   Being here isn't cathartic, or a learning experience, or teaching me the error of my ways - it is simply meaningless punishment.

Nevertheless, I'm thriving.  I'm playing the sides against the middle and the middle against the sides.  I'm fairly sure more people are willing to talk to me than they are either to management, or underlings respectively.  Throw into that mix I'm one of the only two competent people in the building (and the bar for competency is terrifyingly low - my co-workers don't even know how to use the tab button to format a list.  Nor do they know how to update a list) and...well, I'm in a pretty strong position.

[Doktor Howl]

My stay here is starting to feel somewhat like Liddy's prison stint.  It's a terrible place and I'm probably stuck her for the forseeable future.   Being here isn't cathartic, or a learning experience, or teaching me the error of my ways - it is simply meaningless punishment.

Nevertheless, I'm thriving.  I'm playing the sides against the middle and the middle against the sides.  I'm fairly sure more people are willing to talk to me than they are either to management, or underlings respectively.  Throw into that mix I'm one of the only two competent people in the building (and the bar for competency is terrifyingly low - my co-workers don't even know how to use the tab button to format a list.  Nor do they know how to update a list) and...well, I'm in a pretty strong position.

That's not really a bad place to be, when you think about it.

"Better to rule in hell..."