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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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axod

#120
April 25, 2015, 10:54:48 AM
QuoteAnd there are heroic stupidities
- White Diamond, Werner Herzog (2004)
just this

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#121
April 25, 2015, 02:51:40 PM
Eyeballs are a man's romance.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

axod

#122
April 25, 2015, 04:08:51 PM
"Even educated bees do it"
just this

Q. G. Pennyworth

#123
April 25, 2015, 07:58:29 PM
I keep finding myself gravitating towards four word ones instead of five. I haven't even kept track of how many I had to give up on because there was no way to add a word without spoiling it.

Reginald Ret

#124
April 25, 2015, 10:27:29 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 25, 2015, 07:58:29 PM
I keep finding myself gravitating towards four word ones instead of five. I haven't even kept track of how many I had to give up on because there was no way to add a word without spoiling it.
I'm willing to stretch the rules, shall we do four words for now?
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

MMIX

#125
April 25, 2015, 11:02:32 PM
Couldn't find the haikku thread
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

axod

#126
April 25, 2015, 11:21:31 PM
Don't mind me, I'm whistling
just this

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#127
April 25, 2015, 11:57:52 PM
I'm really excellent at puns.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Reginald Ret

#128
April 26, 2015, 12:36:11 PM
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

EK WAFFLR

#129
April 26, 2015, 02:23:18 PM
My shadow stopped following me.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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axod

#130
April 26, 2015, 10:10:28 PM
Everyone works for customer service.
just this

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#131
April 27, 2015, 07:28:42 AM
Quote from: axod on April 26, 2015, 10:10:28 PM
Everyone works for customer service.

<shudder>
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#132
April 30, 2015, 05:24:45 AM
The TPP still isn't dead
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8

It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata

Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

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#133
April 30, 2015, 06:06:58 AM
All 7 billion became immortal.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Reginald Ret

#134
April 30, 2015, 07:33:42 AM
Quote from: N E T on April 30, 2015, 06:06:58 AM
All 7 billion became immortal.
but not infertile?  :horrormirth:
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"
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