The Haiku Game

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Google it you'll find
Barfing Smileys in forums
Locker Gnome is weird




Next:pleasant dining conversation

edit:smiley went kablooy, here's one just as good

[Rev. Chicken Delicious]

Please pass the suck soup
Hasn't the weather been nice?
Suck soup needs more salt

And now for something completely different: Pirates

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Pirate's life for me

Mateys and wenches galore

Scurvy really sucks


Now for something a little different:lumberjacks

[Rev. Chicken Delicious]

I'm a lumberjack
I sleep all night, work all day
goddamn spotted owls

next: moonshiners

[East Coast Hustle]

it tastes like burning
beyond drunk, now I've gone blind
sure beats sterno juice



sink your teeth into: grandpa's dentures, little Billy's mouth

[agent compassion]

The teeth wouldn't fit
So I used contact cement
Now I can bite dad!

Next up: I am Bender, please insert girder

[IAmNotAnonymous]

So predictable
Bite my shiny metal ass
Yes, and lose your teeth

The baton is posted on to: Jabba The Hutt's nearest liqour store

[Wishfarple]

Ho ho, boshuda!
Carbonite keeps beer real cold!
Attracts smugglers, though.

Next: Where'd the cheese go?

[Pedero]

I had stolen cheese
The fat man madly shouted,
"Where'd the cheese go?"

Next: Why a question mark looks like a hook.

[sakredchao]

asking a question
similar to flyfishing
a hook in my eye

next: zealous zebras

[East Coast Hustle]

black and white zebras!
unite against the infidel
white and black zebras



hit me with it: oops, I wiped with poison oak!

[Rev. Chicken Delicious]

itchy scratchy fun
ass on fire, not the first time
walk it off sissy

next up: picnic on the grassy knoll

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

I was sitting there
The next thing I knew his brains
Were on the pink dress

Next up:pointy haired boss

[Hoshiko]

Hmm, what to say now?
I have only had bosses
With giant butt-heads

Next: Why don't you like violence? It raised you, mister!

[East Coast Hustle]

I don't like violence
keep asking me why not and
I'll kick your ass, dude!



next: Mutiny on the Love Boat