General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[MithridatesXXIII]

If only there were enough bullets and if only it mattered

[MithridatesXXIII]

I don't know if you noticed, but a protest used to be a statement, "Look at the size of this mob. Fix it now or else"

Now it's a selfie photo op.

[Junkenstein]

Bullets in domes bitch

How very edgy. I bet all your friends think you're really cool, eh?

[MithridatesXXIII]

Bullets in domes bitch

How very edgy. I bet all your friends think you're really cool, eh?

RP is literally more of a threat than what your professed perspective suggests about you, so there's that.

[Junkenstein]

Bullets in domes bitch

How very edgy. I bet all your friends think you're really cool, eh?

RP is literally more of a threat than what your professed perspective suggests about you, so there's that.

I suppose that makes me a target for one of your bullets then, right killer?

Stop embarrassing the species. There's enough people doing that already so try for a bit of originality for once.

[MithridatesXXIII]

No. You're helping by laughing. You've already transcended the entire situation of systemic institutional violence, corruption, and all of that.

[MithridatesXXIII]

> makes me a target

Do you have theory of mind? It's not about you.

[Junkenstein]

No. You're helping by laughing. You've already transcended the entire situation of systemic institutional violence, corruption, and all of that.

Yep, pretty much. I teach others how to do so too for exorbitant fees. So what are you doing? Boring the evils of the world to death one by one? Keeping Cthulhu from rising by droning in monotone? Random vigilante violence?

Seriously, what have you got to offer? Because you're making it clear whatever it is, isn't funny.

[Junkenstein]

> makes me a target

Do you have theory of mind? It's not about you.

I'm still waiting for you to explain, well, anything. I'll take "theory of mind" for $100 Jim.

[MithridatesXXIII]

Explain what? Do what?  Laughter cures the situation, the people just aren't laughing hard enough.

My fees are more modest but Google is killing the industry these days.

[East Coast Hustle]

I guess you could say I do have an ethical problem if this is the shit you find humorous. That's fear induced laughter. Violence seems way more appropriate.

I just want to point out that FUCK YOU for telling anyone else what they should or shouldn't find humor in.

Seriously, go choke on a Buick.

[MithridatesXXIII]

When did that occur?

[East Coast Hustle]

I don't think you get that the only thing that laughter gets you is to be put in the category of non-factor along with the audience of colbert, noah, the British nerd and the rest. You've become the laugh track of the big bang theory.

Jesus, I bet you're fun at parties.

You know, those things you'd get invited to if you weren't such a twatty killjoy.

[MithridatesXXIII]

I don't think you get that the only thing that laughter gets you is to be put in the category of non-factor along with the audience of colbert, noah, the British nerd and the rest. You've become the laugh track of the big bang theory.

Jesus, I bet you're fun at parties.

You know, those things you'd get invited to if you weren't such a twatty killjoy.

Sorry your words are garbled over the self-aggrandizing meta-ironic autofellatio

[East Coast Hustle]

This is a large part of the reason we're fucked.

At least 50% of the people with the "correct" worldview are such twunts that it becomes very difficult to care about "winning" when it just means more of the same with different window dressing.

I mean yeah, systemic oppression and violence are terrible things but you know what else is terrible? Boring self-righteousness. And frankly, if I've got a gun to my head I'm not choosing boring self-righteousness over systemic violence and oppression.