The Haiku Game

[Hoshiko]

Exciting and new
The "mermaids" draw their weapons
Take no prisoners

Next: No fruit cup for you!

[Rev. Chicken Delicious]

squirrel master's bitch
safe from nasty nate's lusting
coctail fruit rests well

next: kangaroo boxing

[Felix]

I think it's just cute
I can't imagine why I'd-
OH, GOD it kicks hard

next: autistic romance

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

He keeps on saying
I'm a very good driver
Not in the backseat

Next:Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina(from Kindergarten Cop)

[Malaul]

Boys have a penis,
girls have a vagina (from
Kindergarten Cop)


NT - how to kill, skin and debone a human in under 5 seconds

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Boys have a penis,
girls have a vagina (from
Kindergarten Cop)

I can't fucking believe I did that.  If I had tried on purpose I couldn't have.  At first I though you were fucking with me.  

Take out your K-Bar
Sneak up on a moron with
your feinds, hack away

I meant friends, but the typo works.
Next:Marines and hand to hand

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

gonads and strife
shooting on all the walls
a mess of stainery and strategery
handjobbery and jihad bombers
few and proud and dead


(Discordian Haiku have no rules, foo!)

Next topic: Cattle masturbators

[Hoshiko]

Moo mooo mooo mooo moo
Moo moo milkshake moo moo mooooo
Moooooooo, mu

Next: Why is Hugh such a cheater?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Hugh is a cheater
because he drinks tequila
and brushes his teeth with whiskey and tobacco
He hates greys and little fairy-like posters
and Hails Eris almost every other day.

Next topic: Why is Hoshiko such a haiku nazi?

[agent compassion]

Hugh is just jealous
Because unlike Hoshiko
He's got no pussy



Next: The case for accusing Hugh of being Aini

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

He says he hates her
She says he changes her posts
Either way she's gone

Next:Celtic Americans

[Hoshiko]

Hugh is not Celtic
But he pretends that he is
For the Guinness Pie

Next: Why Hugh uses the bumpers when bowling

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Hugh has gone Bowling
He just cannot bowl a strike
Gutterballs only

Next:Rev Rog on a roll

[Malaul]

oh oh oh yes there
I love the feel of E ahhhh
I am onna roll


next - why rog needs to get laid

[The Good Reverend Roger]

next - why rog needs to get laid

*ahem*

[beatbox]

All my rants are free,
I don't have to be paid,
Just find me a female,
So I can get laid

[/beatbox]

So it's a (short) rap, not a haiku.  Sue me.

Next topic:  suing rog