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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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East Coast Hustle

#1320
January 29, 2005, 02:45:53 PM
you, sir, have on occasion
caused me to soil my carpets unnecessarily with hilarity and aggravation
I'll see you in court!

8)

on deck: moral relativism vs. fortune cookie platitudes
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#1321
January 29, 2005, 07:08:13 PM
Never take advice
From a talking piece of shit
The cookie's smarter

Next up: The chained pen at the bank teller's desk

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#1322
January 29, 2005, 07:43:46 PM
Hey, Agent Compassion!
Why the sudden hostility towards me?
should I be hated for my opinions?

8)

next: why does everyone have sand in their vaginas?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#1323
January 29, 2005, 08:01:45 PM
You're a hypocrite
And also disrespectful
In your debate style.

Next: Why white chocolate will always be inferior to dark chocolate.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#1324
January 29, 2005, 08:10:26 PM
that puts me in good
company in these forums
or are you above all that?


8)

next up: namecalling: last resort of the intellectually beaten?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#1325
January 29, 2005, 08:17:34 PM
Talk to me again
When you learn a few new tricks
And get toilet trained.

8)

You can dish it out
But taking it is harder
Aww, I'm so sad -NOT!

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#1326
January 29, 2005, 08:32:48 PM
oh, shit!
no, I mean it literally, since
I forgot how to go potty!

8)

next up: I'm not the one getting all worked up over what some yahoo on the interweb said....
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Rev. Chicken Delicious

#1327
January 29, 2005, 08:34:33 PM
children, children, please
can't we all just get along?
I mean really. Jeez!

ha it even rhymes!
hauiku is too damn easy
I did it two times!

next:
Why is it so hard
to look someone in the eye
while you trash their yard?

(3 times!)
Reverend Chicken Delicious Monsignor D.D.S
Duke of The Fukawi and supreme co-ruler of:

The Good Reverend Roger

#1328
January 29, 2005, 08:35:16 PM
Quote from: Rev. Chicken Deliciouschildren, children, please
can't we all just get along?

Nope.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rev. Chicken Delicious

#1329
January 29, 2005, 08:36:40 PM
that was only one syllable.
Reverend Chicken Delicious Monsignor D.D.S
Duke of The Fukawi and supreme co-ruler of:

The Good Reverend Roger

#1330
January 29, 2005, 08:37:01 PM
Quote from: Rev. Chicken Deliciousthat was only one syllable.

Yup.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rev. Chicken Delicious

#1331
January 29, 2005, 08:37:45 PM
Monosyllabic slackjawed troglodite!
Reverend Chicken Delicious Monsignor D.D.S
Duke of The Fukawi and supreme co-ruler of:

agent compassion

#1332
January 29, 2005, 08:37:57 PM
Quote from: he who blows goatsI'm not the one getting all worked up over what some yahoo on the interweb said....

Sure you're not.....that's why you're only asking me in *two different topics* why I'm mad at ya....if you were so tough you wouldn't even be asking....

8)

game, set, match, PWNED.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

The Good Reverend Roger

#1333
January 29, 2005, 08:39:06 PM
Quote from: Rev. Chicken DeliciousMonosyllabic slackjawed troglodite!

Troof.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rev. Chicken Delicious

#1334
January 29, 2005, 08:42:12 PM
can we please get back
to writing haiku instead
of just shit-talking?

::flings poo at the next poster::

next up:
you've got shit on your face.
Reverend Chicken Delicious Monsignor D.D.S
Duke of The Fukawi and supreme co-ruler of:
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