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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Malaul

Hmmmmm :
:runs off to the bar and asks him is he would send her into Fluffys mirror so she can pull Fluffy back out::
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

The Open Bar

<beams Mal into Fluffy's mirror>

Good thing Mal tied herself to me with silk rope  :wink:

Malaul

The intrepid Mal
goes to save her bunny friend
will they both return?


NT - what happens next?
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: MalaulThe intrepid Mal
goes to save her bunny friend
will they both return?


NT - what happens next?


Into the mirror
What a lot of strange things there
Will Mal like it there?

Mushrooms and hookas
Talking cats and talking cards
Talking bunnies, oooohh

It is no wonder
The bunny has been hiding
In this strange, strange place

They may not return
Will someone else have to go
We may lose them both

Out of the mirror
Come back to us, Mal, bunny
What was I thinking

Sending a kitty
To go rescue a bunny
Out of the mirror

Next:The story continues
ps sorry if I got carried away, I blame the tea, shoulda had coffee

Mangrove

oh the tension mounts!
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(mal locates bunny but must rescue her from elmer fudd)
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Wascawwy Wabbit
You're not going to fool me
OOOoooooo..sexy kitty

next:Elmer's distracted, now what

gnimbley

Wringes hands,  "Oh deary dear.
What ever will happen here.
Nothing good I fear."

Next: The plot thickens.

Pedero

Now it all makes sense,
The knife, the rabbi, the gun
But what about Bob?

Next theme: Mal meets Bob
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Emperor,
the Royal Arch of Theoretical Authoritarians,
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Knower of Fnord,
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The Emperor of the Bering Strait had no say in this, aside from the fnords every now and then.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Bunny and kitty
Surrounded by such chaos
In Alice's world

next: will they ever get out?

fluffy


Bob the Mediocre

Gah! I'm not even trying
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Alice grabs fluffy
Holding hands fluffy grabs Mal
Walk to the mirror

Walk to the mirror
Back to the so called real world
Girl, bunny, kitty

Another kitty
On the other side beyond
The mirror chaos

Eldora's waiting
Waiting for you, all her friends
Join her, go back through

Unnggghhh, big crash of glass
Everyone back on this side
Everyone home safe

Welcome home everybody

Next topic:back to haiku's, pick your own frigging topic, I've been doing this all day :roll:

fluffy


oh what a relief
that place was causing me grief
hey! whose tail is this?



next: chocolate lawn mower oil

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

that's my tail you grabbed
but that's ok, I'm not mad
just glad that you're back

was grass greener there
i heard that the lawnmowers
ran on choc'late oil

next:the bunny's back, yea

East Coast Hustle

the bunny's back, but
she looks all orangey, like
too much fake tan spray

8)

next: the Queen Mum's dinner date with Andrew Dice Clay...
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

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