General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[The Johnny]

It's a nice touch how the signature -apparently done with a huge permanent marker- is almost as big as the content of the letter.

[Fujikoma]

I wonder, is  it the same marker from sharpiegate?

[Doktor Howl]

And we have a confession:

https://www.apnews.com/96e324358e02441f8116fd1a5ad57132

WASHINGTON (AP) — The White House acknowledged Thursday that it held up military aid to Ukraine as President Donald Trump pushed the country's new leader to investigate the Democratic National Committee in the 2016 U.S. presidential campaign, a central question in the House impeachment inquiry .

Acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney said that Trump did nothing wrong in linking the aid to Ukraine's investigation. He said the probe would simply be part of the Justice Department's ongoing review of the 2016 election.

House Democrats, who are investigating whether the president engaged in a political quid pro quo when he asked the new Ukraine president to do a "favor," immediately called it an admission of guilt.

Rep. Adam Schiff, the chairman of the Intelligence Committee leading the impeachment probe told reporters: "I think Mr. Mulvaney's acknowledgment means that things have gone from very, very bad to much, much worse."

It is illegal to solicit or receive anything of value from a foreign entity in U.S. elections.

The administration insists it held up military assistance to Ukraine in part because they wanted Ukraine's cooperation in investigating whether Democratic National Committee's email servers were in Ukraine.

They also were looking at levels of assistance European nations were providing to Ukraine, he said.

Mulvaney denies there was a quid pro quo and says "we do that all the time with foreign policy."

So that quid pro quo wasn't a quid pro quo.   

[Doktor Howl]

So Pence got Erdogan to agree to a cease fire with the Kurds & Syrians.

All that this requires is that the Kurds and Syrians give Erdogan all that land and fuck off.

Basically, what Erdogan wanted, only not having to fight for it.  I am sure that Assad and the Kurds will jump all over this. 

ETA:  The Kurds are on board, so long as nobody expects them to leave. 

https://www.apnews.com/c27ec5d2fa3b4954a65bc359f497a22a

[Doktor Howl]

Also this.

https://www.apnews.com/3c58409d63094e32b44794981a3a407c

Which isn't at all CROOKED AS FUCK.

[Doktor Howl]

ANNND MULVANEY IS UNDER THE BUS.

https://www.apnews.com/35cfc12c24494af3a6f0298f4c8fd791

What a day.

[Faust]

Also this.

https://www.apnews.com/3c58409d63094e32b44794981a3a407c

Which isn't at all CROOKED AS FUCK.

If he is impeached before that it is going to be really awkward.

[altered]

Awkward? Hilarious, you mean?

"Impeached Former US President Causes Diplomatic Incident At G-7, Insults World Leaders"

[Faust]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7587357/Distressing-footage-emerges-children-chemical-burns-Syria.html

Turkey would never have had the balls to do this without the pricks approval. Forget the impeachment, I hope the miserable old fuck dies of stroke. America and the world deserves better.

[Doktor Howl]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7587357/Distressing-footage-emerges-children-chemical-burns-Syria.html

Turkey would never have had the balls to do this without the pricks approval. Forget the impeachment, I hope the miserable old fuck dies of stroke. America and the world deserves better.

While I don't put it past Erdogan, I will be waiting for a better source.

[Doktor Howl]

So this cease fire doesn't seem to involve people actually not shooting.

[Faust]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7587357/Distressing-footage-emerges-children-chemical-burns-Syria.html

Turkey would never have had the balls to do this without the pricks approval. Forget the impeachment, I hope the miserable old fuck dies of stroke. America and the world deserves better.

While I don't put it past Erdogan, I will be waiting for a better source.

Yeah sorry about the daily mail but I'm not seeing much other coverage. Best I can hope for it's a faked sob fluff piece.

[Doktor Howl]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7587357/Distressing-footage-emerges-children-chemical-burns-Syria.html

Turkey would never have had the balls to do this without the pricks approval. Forget the impeachment, I hope the miserable old fuck dies of stroke. America and the world deserves better.

While I don't put it past Erdogan, I will be waiting for a better source.

Yeah sorry about the daily mail but I'm not seeing much other coverage. Best I can hope for it's a faked sob fluff piece.

It is also worth mentioning that the first pic, if that were napalm or white phosphorus, that extent of burns would most likely also have caused internal burning of the respiratory system and the kid would not be conscious. 

[Doktor Howl]

Those burns are also consistent with flash burns from artillery shells.

[Doktor Howl]

Also, the last actual conservative is calling for Trump's impeachment.

https://www.apnews.com/0a2326173c884c8fb8124a4e204b632b