Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify

[Doktor Howl]

I'm much more intrigued by the possibility of masturbating in space and floating the sperm bubble out of the airlock. That gotta be a form of immortality.

[Cramulus]

no no no, that's how you get the space baby from 2001

[Doktor Howl]

no no no, that's how you get the space baby from 2001

Every time I remember David Bowman's transformation, I am further enraged by his failure to anything COOL that his new capabilities gave him.

[Frontside Back]

no no no, that's how you get the space baby from 2001

Not necessarily. To my knowledge you need also someone letting their period bubble out of airlock and an Infinite Improbability Drive.

[Faust]

no no no, that's how you get the space baby from 2001

Not necessarily. To my knowledge you need also someone letting their period bubble out of airlock and an Infinite Improbability Drive.

I must have had the censured version, in mine it was a bowl of petunias and a whale

[Doktor Howl]

Today I saw an ad for wild-caught fish as "eating clean".   

PT Barnum was an optimist.

[Trivial]

Today I saw an ad for wild-caught fish as "eating clean".   

PT Barnum was an optimist.

Man, the best way to know if a fish is really fresh is if its parasites are still alive.

[The Johnny]

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Today I saw an ad for wild-caught fish as "eating clean".   

PT Barnum was an optimist.

Man, the best way to know if a fish is really fresh is if its parasites are still alive.
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My favourite "fresh, wild and clean" fish are the ones where the plastic bag I'll use to transport it, is already included inside of its stomach.

[altered]

I've eaten wild caught fish from the Allegheny as a kid.

Let me just say, crappie is a misnomer. Fucking delicious.

Let me also say that I am absolutely certain some of my later developmental damage had something to do with that fish, delicious as it was.

I mean. Come on. The fucking Allegheny.

The only way it could have been worse is fishing in the Connequenessing. Then again, fishing there you probably would need to use a spare tire as a sinker and steel cable to prevent the line from dissolving on contact.

[minuspace]

Yes, fresh fish. Met this sushi shokunin from Vegas, he liked to serve his lobsters alive, turned so they could see themselves being eaten.

[Doktor Howl]

Yes, fresh fish. Met this sushi shokunin from Vegas, he liked to serve his lobsters alive, turned so they could see themselves being eaten.

POINT COMPLETELY MISSED.   

[Juana]

Eighth and ninth grade are the rates we survive through the foreberence of others, is2g.

[minuspace]

Yes, fresh fish. Met this sushi shokunin from Vegas, he liked to serve his lobsters alive, turned so they could see themselves being eaten.

POINT COMPLETELY MISSED.   

The sharp ones know better.

[Doktor Howl]

Yes, fresh fish. Met this sushi shokunin from Vegas, he liked to serve his lobsters alive, turned so they could see themselves being eaten.

POINT COMPLETELY MISSED.   

The sharp ones know better.

Eat shit.

[The Johnny]

Official statement by Australia's government regarding the bushfires:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BmbvTvFQ3g