The Haiku Game

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

the incredibly
lame superbowl halftime show
I didn't watch it

Next:back to haikus, where the hell were we anyway.

[Horab Fibslager]

too bad i heard paul mcCartneywas gonna fellatiate himself.

[Malaul]

those last few poems
where the best Ive read so far
except for roger's



Next topic
whos on top
whats on the bottom

[Pedero]

Bun on the top of
the hamburger with swiss cheese
Bum on the bottom

Next topic: The problems of not eating.

[East Coast Hustle]

not eating is fine
the real problem, you see,
comes from not pooping



next: the Illuminati vs. the Patriots: is Bill Belichick a better coach than Adam Weishaupt?

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

There was much strife in
The land of Eris because
Two men went quite mad

They called each other
Silly names like third graders
As men sometimes do

The women may have
Instigated it a bit
Eris would be proud

The women were not
Invited to this silly
Party of the boys

Lacking an invite
The women instigated
Poking them with sticks

Rog was strong, fearless
He was ready for the fight
He prepared in stealth

Then there was Goat Turd
As we called him on that day
Picking fights all day

When our two heroes
Clashed upon the field that day
Both were courageous

No one predicted
That neither would be victor
Eris had her way

Malaul locked them out
The Caffeinatrixx would rule
She shut down their field

No one remembers
What started it on that day
But Mal finished it

She is GOD here now
Just ask Rog, he learned it late
Eris would be proud

[East Coast Hustle]

once there was a girl
who felt left out because two
boys were having fun

without her, so she
thought she'd jump in and play along
but they just ignored

her posts because she
didn't realize what she was
trying to get into

I'm too nice a guy
to give her the kind of abuse
I was giving to Rog

but if she insists
on sticking her nose in this
it's not me who'll bite it





next: why silly non-sequiturs are more fun as haiku topics than an epic story that no one really cares about

[Chef]

ONCE THERE WAS A GREY
BROAD WHOSE SOLE POWER IN LIFE WAS
ON THIS ONE FORUM

SO SHE THREW HER WEIGHT
AROUND, AND CALLED HERSELF GOD
SUCH A SILLY PINK, SHE

DESPITE HER "POWER"
SHE IS STILL A BROKE LOSER
WITH NO PERSPECTIVE



FACT IS, A TARD WITH MOD POWERS IS STILL A TARD.

CHEF D,
THINKS MALAUL IS DOING WONDERS FOR THIS BOARD.

[Malaul]

::runs off crying::

[Chef]

::runs off crying::

FUNNY, THAT'S JUST WHAT THE REV DID.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

::runs off crying::

My T shirt says that
Boys are stupid and that I
Should throw rocks at them
Next:Why can't we all just get along, for crying out loud it is only Monday

[Malaul]

::sighs and shakes head::

funny how it happens to even teh best of us...

[Chef]

::runs off crying::

My T shirt says that
Boys are stupid and that I
Should throw rocks at them
Next:Why can't we all just get along, for crying out loud it is only Monday

TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO GET ALONG HERE IS USELESS.

JUST ASK VELVET JESUS.

OH, YOU CAN'T.  SHE LEFT OVER A YEAR AGO, BECAUSE SOME TARDS WERE SEXUALLY HARRASSING HER.

OH...WAIT...YOU THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS *DIFFERENT*?

SO DID THE LATE, UNLAMENTED REV.  AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS STUPID ASS.

CHEF D,
FIGURES YOU MIGHT LAST A MONTH.

[East Coast Hustle]

just wait 'til wednesday
I'm hoping by then the streets
will be running with the blood of a million "innocents"



next: deck Fat City with kerosene, tra la la la la, la la la la.....strike a match and watch it gleam, tra la la la la, la la la la.....

[Malaul]

JUST ASK VELVET JESUS.
OH, YOU CAN'T.  SHE LEFT OVER A YEAR AGO, BECAUSE SOME TARDS WERE SEXUALLY HARRASSING HER.

wow
I didnt know that why she left
thats kinda creepy