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Started by Cain, February 14, 2005, 08:08:34 PM

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Cain

February 14, 2005, 08:08:34 PM
Coughing down my scotch
Forgot to put the ice in
Now my throat hurts some.

sakredchao

#1
February 15, 2005, 04:13:13 PM
you could try drinking some bourbon instead..  knob creek or something with some class.  or if you're feeling middle shelf, maybe some makers mark.  

straight.  none of this sissy ice crap.

kim
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

LMNO

#2
February 15, 2005, 04:21:07 PM
Well, fuck. If he's drinking bad scotch, he rightly deserves what he gets.

sakredchao

#3
February 15, 2005, 04:22:40 PM
ain't that the damn truth

kim
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

Cain

#4
February 15, 2005, 04:25:22 PM
Is true, but it is all gone now and I can finally move onto the good stuff.

LMNO

#5
February 15, 2005, 04:28:03 PM
Oh, well why didn't you say it was a disposal mission?  That makes much more sense!

Quote from: LMNO while peaking on Acid and opening the fridge to see a case of BudweiserOh, my God!  We have to drink all of this crappy beer before Catherine gets back!

Cain

#6
February 15, 2005, 04:39:09 PM
Quote from: LMNOOh, well why didn't you say it was a disposal mission?  That makes much more sense!

Quote from: LMNO while peaking on Acid and opening the fridge to see a case of BudweiserOh, my God!  We have to drink all of this crappy beer before Catherine gets back!

twas indeed.  And it made me miss two lectures today also :roll:  :wink:

Sounds like you had fun that day also!

Horab Fibslager

#7
February 15, 2005, 05:01:19 PM
soem guy at th epub last night was complainging they replaced even worse beer with bud.

hey i like bud. you fuckers drink your vomit and cough inducers!!!
Hell is other people.

LMNO

#8
February 15, 2005, 05:10:10 PM
Quote from: frankFuck that shit!
PABST BLUE RIBBON!

East Coast Hustle

#9
February 15, 2005, 06:47:25 PM
fo' real, tho'!

PBR fuckin' PWNS Buttweiper any day...

and Scribe, if you're gonna take a whack at some bourbon, go to Booker's, go straight to Booker's do not pass GO, do not collect $200....

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

sakredchao

#10
February 16, 2005, 09:43:38 AM
grab the bourbon and a banjo, the rest is details.
last time i went in for some i walked out with woodfords reserve..  it was okay, but i wouldn't play that game again, considerin how much i like knob creek.

wild turkey 101 (kickin chicken) is a favorite lowgrade, if i'm in the mood.


corn liquour, corn liquour
what makes you do what you do?
corn liquour, corn liquour
corn liquour, i love you

-buck owens

kim
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

Sepia

#11
February 16, 2005, 10:51:35 AM
go to a well equipped boozestore and ask for Gammel Dansk.


that'll help that cough for sure.
Everyone will always be too late
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