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[Hoshiko]

Hmmm, really? My life's purpose is to be an Entomologist. Maybe I wasn't the best person to tell that to... Seize him!

On a brighter note, I might have discovered a way to takeover the NSRA. w00t.

[East Coast Hustle]

I'm the High Comrade Commander...which means I sit at my desk and come up with schemes and plots and get stoned and fall in love with hot revolutionary commie chicks and generally leave the dirty work to those who are better at it than me...ATM, the closest thing the NSRA has to a Field General is Mr. Kensei, who continually impresses me with his myriad talents in the art of fucking shit up...

[Cain]

So I am technically in charge?  Excellent....

[Horab Fibslager]

i'm sad no one followed through with the sandwhich/breakfast assignment.

how can you fuck someone else's midn if you stomach is empty?

[Cain]

i'm sad no one followed through with the sandwhich/breakfast assignment.

how can you fuck someone else's midn if you stomach is empty?

Because a lack of sugar makes my mind work in really wierd ways, which is how I get some of my best insights.....

[East Coast Hustle]

On a brighter note, I might have discovered a way to takeover the NSRA. w00t.

alright...that's it...you and me, behind the general store at high noon...

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Turtle. So obviously a turtle.

Turtles, all the way down

[Cain]

On a brighter note, I might have discovered a way to takeover the NSRA. w00t.

alright...that's it...you and me, behind the general store at high noon...

Where did you want the plastic explosives hidden again?

[agent compassion]

.you and me, behind the general store at high noon...

 What's with you guys and general stores? Just once I'd like to see a specific store...

And the earth is totally banana-shaped, Sir Bedevere said so.  

[East Coast Hustle]

Limpy McGoatBasturd?

     

[agent compassion]

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[East Coast Hustle]

I got $5 says you can't say that five times fast.

[Horab Fibslager]

.you and me, behind the general store at high noon...

 What's with you guys and general stores? Just once I'd like to see a specific store...

And the earth is totally banana-shaped, Sir Bedevere said so.  

the 7eleven behind the shell on 36th and 30th se be there or be a trapezoid.

[agent compassion]

Cough it up, Stabby, 'cause I just said it.

[East Coast Hustle]

I din' hurr nuth'n...