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Started by Horab Fibslager, March 05, 2005, 03:36:01 AM

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Cain

#30
March 05, 2005, 01:22:46 PM
I KNOW what that is and I am NEVER clicking it again!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#31
March 05, 2005, 01:23:58 PM
Quote from: ScribeI KNOW what that is and I am NEVER clicking it again!

Why do you hate those funkie junkie spunkies for your love? Huh?

You could try: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stfu.php
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#32
March 05, 2005, 01:32:12 PM
You think you got it bad:

Listen to this opie,

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/blockedme.php
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Cain

#33
March 05, 2005, 01:36:09 PM
I love it!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#34
March 05, 2005, 01:37:34 PM
Quote from: ScribeI love it!

Then there is the END:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php

Then what will little billy do? Huh?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

-->Eris<--

#35
March 06, 2005, 01:48:50 AM
Oh, my children, you need not argue about butter and its poor cousin any longer, for I have come to say that you may put anything you want on your sandwiches, yes even margarine, as long as you sprinkle Tang powder on the sandwich to cancel out the margarine's sinful effects.

There is, however, no penance that will work for using Miracle Whip.

8)
the universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
in all of the directions it can whizz
as fast as it can go, the speed of light you know
12 million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
so remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
how amazingly unlikely is your birth
and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'cause there's bugger all down here on earth - eric idle

East Coast Hustle

#36
March 06, 2005, 02:16:08 AM
that's because Miracle Whip is the most superior condiment ever conceived, and no penance is required for its use...

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#37
March 06, 2005, 02:23:21 AM
Quote from: Erisno penance that will work

I think she means there's no way to wash that sin off your soul, if you use Miracle Whip...

:lol:

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#38
March 06, 2005, 02:31:34 AM
Miracle Whip = tangy, creamy, sandwichy goodness

Mayonnaise = basically, semen whipped with oil.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#39
March 06, 2005, 02:44:03 AM
Quote from: I know what semen tastes like whipped with oil

Mayonnaise = basically, semen whipped with oil.

Correction.

It's chicken semen whipped with oil.

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#40
March 06, 2005, 02:46:39 AM
I say to-may-to, you say to-mah-to.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#41
March 06, 2005, 02:50:52 AM
::gets some human semen and mixes it with oil and the other things that make mayonnaise::

Here, you put that on a sandwich and tell me it's the same. ;)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#42
March 06, 2005, 02:54:11 AM
semen IS the other things that make mayonnaise. if you don't believe me, bring a sample of each into your chemlab.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#43
March 06, 2005, 03:08:59 AM
I have a chemlab?
:shock:

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#44
March 06, 2005, 03:32:27 AM
Quote from: agent compassionI have a chemlab?
:shock:
You're Dexter? :shock:
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