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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 10, 2005, 01:00:43 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

March 10, 2005, 01:00:43 AM
I WILL EAT THIS KITTEN------>

DON'T MAKE ME DO IT!

TGRR,
Wonders why Mgt hates kittens.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

agent compassion

#1
March 10, 2005, 01:04:02 AM
::gives the kitten a machine gun::

Do never test the kittens, Roger!

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
March 10, 2005, 01:08:12 AM
Quote from: agent compassion::gives the kitten a machine gun::

Do never test the kittens, Roger!

8)

Won't help.  Kitties do not have teh thumbs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

agent compassion

#3
March 10, 2005, 01:10:23 AM
::gives the kittens grenades instead::

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
March 10, 2005, 01:12:26 AM
Quote from: agent compassion::gives the kittens grenades instead::

8)

You cannot throw teh grenade without teh thumbs.

TGRR,
Knows what he is talking about, on this one.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

agent compassion

#5
March 10, 2005, 01:19:49 AM
Teh kittens use teh claws to pull teh ring out.

DUCK

AC,
Trained these kittens herself.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

President Bush

#6
March 10, 2005, 02:58:14 AM
Kitten eating terrorists! I knew it! This is why faith based welfare exists. To show you people the error of your ways. Only the autolock keeps this country from people turned into a demon invested den of Schenectady.


"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.'' —George W. Bush, as quoted by Molly Ivins, the San Francisco Chronicle, Jan. 21, 2000

"God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about their future can hear."—Los Angeles, Calif., March 3, 2004

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#7
March 10, 2005, 04:31:38 AM
Rog, I don't think the Mgt cares if you eat pussy or not. :roll:

-->Eris<--

#8
March 10, 2005, 04:37:36 AM
Quote from: Fart BoyOnly the autolock keeps this country from people turned into a demon invested den of Schenectady.

Why do you hate Schenechtady?

8)
the universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
in all of the directions it can whizz
as fast as it can go, the speed of light you know
12 million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
so remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
how amazingly unlikely is your birth
and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'cause there's bugger all down here on earth - eric idle

Billy Bob Biblethumper

#9
March 10, 2005, 02:27:03 PM
Schenechtady is infested with demons! Our glorious leader said so! Get down on your knees and pray, woman. Beg for forgiveness from your Lord and Master! Speak humbly before God and maybe he will relent and not make you crawl before George W like the craven snake you are!
Have you been born again?

Sepia

#10
March 11, 2005, 01:44:05 AM
This was fast, simple, and yummy! I used fresh spinach instead of frozen because I needed to get rid of it, and added a few mushrooms for because they were there. It's one of those meals I should have been able to think up myself, but didn't. Thanks!

Soulsong
Everyone will always be too late

Ghost In The Machine

#11
March 11, 2005, 06:53:27 AM
Quote from: SepiaThis was fast, simple, and yummy! I used fresh spinach instead of frozen because I needed to get rid of it, and added a few mushrooms for because they were there. It's one of those meals I should have been able to think up myself, but didn't. Thanks!

Soulsong

Okay.  That was weird.

doubtless incident

#12
March 14, 2005, 06:37:01 AM
i don't know about weird. spinach is pretty good.
TIMMYYYYY!!!!!!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#13
March 14, 2005, 10:54:19 AM
VELVEETA IS BETTER!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Ben

#14
March 14, 2005, 08:18:07 PM
BLASPHEMY!
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