me and hoshi are gettign married

[Bella]

Hahaha, this title is going to give the Duchess a heart attack. Sorry mom. Please don't write me out of your will.

I haven't warned her about this thread, either.
Call me evil, if you will.........but I'm going to call the Duchess this morning and direct her to this sub-forum.
Then I'm going to listen to her sputter and gasp.

It's good to be the evil big sister.

Could you record that for us?  

I wish I could have, El.
She made the prettiest little gugrgling sound and then there was silence.

Life is good.  

ps: Not that any of us would mind having horab in the family, tho.
We don't happen to have any lumberjacks at the mo - haven't had one since Zorga divorced her second Bob.

[fluffy]

i wanna be the flower bunny

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

the date is undecied, but me and hoshi have decied to tie the ol knot as it were. she willeb the nija, i will eb the lumberjack, we need a minsiter or pastor or episkopos to priside. everyone is invted but you msut bring cookies and get drunk, and bring us beeer and cookies. the wedding cermony will eb followed shortly after by the happy couple being divorced, from which i will receive a beer, adn hoshi will get soem tofu. also everyoen ahs to get drunk twice, as per the pre-nuptial agreement.

Hmmmmm....::thinks real hard::

Is this a true marriage and divorce proposal?

If it's money you're after you'll have to give the 'for the release of hostage'  demands list
to Hoshi's father, 'MonkeyBean Montoya'

I would so love to have Horab in the family!  

But after the divorce we're NOT gonna let Horab go.  We have duct tape

::makes out christmas list::
Donkey & Demonseed,  Horab & Hoshi.........


I wanna dress like Boy George and sing Johny Cash's 'Burnin' ring of fire'

[Horab Fibslager]

sure. never midn we've never met int eh flesh, the first time we do, we're gonan get hitched. that's all tehre is to it, and i dont' mind being int eh family after, as long as yall don't get werid abotu me flirting. and stuff. ro seomthing.


also ifiw ere after money, would i be in teh fast food business?

[Hoshiko]

You can only flirt with my mom AFTER the divorce. Anything else is too Arkansas.

If LMNO and a select few play their favorite disco hits, the bride might not flip out and kill people, depending on the entertainment factor.

Horab, waitaminute... the marriage and divorce ceremonies aren't going to be binding, are they?    If so, I'm afraid that I'm going to have to add my pencil sharpener collection and magic 8-ball onto the pre-nup.

[Horab Fibslager]

you mean i have to take custody of your pencil sharpener collection and magic eightball? well as long as they don't break intot eh neighbors hosue and throw wild parties in the common room of my rooming house, i spose...

well as long as we do it, it's cool with me. teh binding part of it. i ddidn;t even really think of that. i was jsu thinking, cookies and beer, and i get to wear flannel.
btu yeah sure, no flirting with you r mom or sister or even bella or anyone else you may be realted to until after the divorce. tho on that note i request you can;t flirt with uh, my little brother until after the divorce either, on account uh, little kids always get all the chicks dmanit.

[Hoshiko]

Fluffy and her brood are hereby designated flower bunnies, but per their preference, all baskets will be filled with kale and carrots instead. Please don't eat them until after the ceremony.

Well, I was thinking about putting them in the pre-nup as off-limits, but then I thought, nah. Pencil sharpeners are meant to be shared. So now they will be gifts to all of the guests.

I was thinking about having a giant revolving thing that passed out cookies and beer while playing Johnny Cash songs. That would be cool.

There should also be open karaoke during the ceremony. Because that's just the right thing to do if you're making people sit there anyway.

[Horab Fibslager]

i toally agree abotu the akraoke. you amy hav eto steal me away from it to get ti over with.

<--- loves karaoke more than life itself.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

One warning Horab.  A rapid eye twitch runs in the family
so you'll have to learn the difference between eye
twitching and winking.  Hoshi's eye twitching is always winking.

We wont tell you what to do often as most of our family are deaf mutes.

Anyway, why wait until you meet to get married?

Can't we have an on-line marriage?  or an international
absentee marriage?  I love weddings!

Oh, and don't try to wake up great grandma sitting over there in the corner.
She's dead.

[Horab Fibslager]

sorry man, if im'm going to get married i want to at least meet the person in the flesh first, even if we're getting divorced shrotly thereafter, and even if it is a bad joke.

i've got a general twitch all over, so it's all good.

and i'm mostly deaf myself. at least when i'm nto hearing everything within earshot the deafness gets worse in traffic.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

ok, I guess maybe you should meet her before the marriage.

Sorry to hear about your body twitch.

Sometimes Hoshi does this little skip walk thing, but it's not really
a twitch and it's cute so it should be ok as long as you're
not standing directly in front of her.

[Horab Fibslager]

i canunderstand your love of wedding s, so no worries. it humanity at it's best, a drunken orgy of pniched cheeks and drunken toasts, of karaoke and the chicken dance.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

i canunderstand your love of wedding s, so no worries. it humanity at it's best, a drunken orgy of pniched cheeks and drunken toasts, of karaoke and the chicken dance.

Weddings are wonderful, but the best is the cake!

I always get married in vegas.  

[Zurtok Khan]

Is it just me, Bella dearest, or isn't Horab one of the cousins (in the same way I am)?  If so...well thats just plain dirty.  I'm sure Eris will love it.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Is it just me, Bella dearest, or isn't Horab one of the cousins (in the same way I am)?  If so...well thats just plain dirty.  I'm sure Eris will love it.

Of course!

It's a royal tradition!