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me and hoshi are gettign married

Started by Horab Fibslager, March 18, 2005, 09:14:38 AM

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Zurtok Khan

#30
March 20, 2005, 09:25:50 AM
We're royalty now?  I didn't know this family came with titles.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

#31
March 20, 2005, 09:43:28 AM
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.We're royalty now?  I didn't know this family came with titles.

"Duchess"  Demonica

"Presidente" Devil Squerrel

"Baron" Von PoohBah

"Lady" Hoshiko

"Divine" Child of Christ (demon seed #three)

"Lord" Donkeyote

"Queen"  Bella

"Prince"  Saint Zurtok Ah.D.

"Good King" Horab

Titles abound!!!

All titles shall be considered fictional and non-binding until paid for.
Titles may be hazardous to your health and should not be used
by anyone under the age of 12 or over the age of 122.  Do not use if
pompous or over-inflated ego is present.  Do not use titles while operating
a motor vehicle and or while pregnant.  Use of this product does
not constitute the right to bear arms or arm bears.

http://www.infoplease.com/spot/royal2.html

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html

"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."

Zurtok Khan

#32
March 21, 2005, 07:45:12 AM
Tut tut Demonica, we're family now, you don't have to call me Saint Zurtok Ah.D.  You can simply call me Zurtok (or "hey, you queer" works just as well, as my friends at Uni of Utah have demonstrated).  

So I've managed to beomce "Prince" Zurtok?  Wow, and I did absoultely nothing for it.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Horab Fibslager

#33
March 21, 2005, 05:49:27 PM
awesome, i beign "good king" horab in addition to emperor and protector is prtty cool.
you can call me 'rab, bob, don, rod, or whatever your heart pleases, just don't call me late for dinner!
Hell is other people.

Hoshiko

#34
March 22, 2005, 06:52:25 PM
Hey late for dinner, upon careful consideration I'm thinking that we need to register for chocolate and beer.

And possibly a year's supply of breakfast cereal and books.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Zurtok Khan

#35
March 22, 2005, 08:21:57 PM
How about a year of breakfast cereal delivered crushed inside the pages of books?
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Horab Fibslager

#36
March 23, 2005, 10:04:47 AM
Quote from: HoshikoHey late for dinner, upon careful consideration I'm thinking that we need to register for chocolate and beer.

And possibly a year's supply of breakfast cereal and books.

but i only eat breakfast out, or homeade, well not form a box, from abox is blasphe,y desptie lunch and dinner boxed stuff ebign quite alright.


but yes, registed for chocolate andbeer... i'm not up on the current stuff uh tends? on amraige? what? oh yes, registering, how dowe do that that i put opur names in at all the local lauara secord's? and uh lcbo's?

also i may be in ove mriand a july...

can we have athree some? she's pretty hawt.

i'm down with e books tho, fer sure,i can eat alot of boks in a year.
Hell is other people.

Bob the Mediocre

#37
March 24, 2005, 08:29:58 PM
I'll be there, but only for the pencil sharpener. And the alcohol, of course.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Hoshiko

#38
March 24, 2005, 08:43:48 PM
Quote from: Sinner BobI'll be there, but only for the pencil sharpener. And the alcohol, of course.

Why do you think me and everyone else will be there too? :mrgreen:

Quote from: horab fibslager
but i only eat breakfast out, or homeade, well not form a box, from abox is blasphe,y desptie lunch and dinner boxed stuff ebign quite alright.

Oh, I wasn't going to eat it for breakfast or any such blasphemous thing! Just use it to make cookies and bird food.


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also i may be in ove mriand a july...

can we have athree some? she's pretty hawt.

Well, hawt wouldn't quite be good enough I'm afraid. She'd also have to be a pirate.

And not THAT kind of pirate.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Zorga, Oracle of Rum

#39
March 25, 2005, 04:36:21 PM
Horab! Nephew! Do not forget that Zorga will require lots of rum at the reception.

Not to mention a tacky plastic Hawaiian lei and one of those coconut shells to drink out of.
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

Horab Fibslager

#40
March 25, 2005, 05:25:13 PM
of course!

do you think i'd forget zorga?
Hell is other people.

Bob the Mediocre

#41
March 27, 2005, 02:25:26 AM
Quote from: Hoshiko
Quote from: Sinner BobI'll be there, but only for the pencil sharpener. And the alcohol, of course.

Why do you think me and everyone else will be there too? :mrgreen:


The hope that at least 3 of the seven deadly sins will be broken?

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also i may be in ove mriand a july...

can we have athree some? she's pretty hawt.

Well, hawt wouldn't quite be good enough I'm afraid. She'd also have to be a pirate.

And not THAT kind of pirate.

You like illegal downloaders, eh?[/url]
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Horab Fibslager

#42
March 27, 2005, 02:30:20 AM
Quote from: Hoshiko
Quote from: horab fibslager
but i only eat breakfast out, or homeade, well not form a box, from abox is blasphe,y desptie lunch and dinner boxed stuff ebign quite alright.

Oh, I wasn't going to eat it for breakfast or any such blasphemous thing! Just use it to make cookies and bird food.


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also i may be in ove mriand a july...

can we have athree some? she's pretty hawt.

Well, hawt wouldn't quite be good enough I'm afraid. She'd also have to be a pirate.

And not THAT kind of pirate.

ah well then that's all good then.

and i'll ahve to find out if she'sa pirate. and not that kind of pirate either, that sort will jsut not do!
Hell is other people.

Donkeyotay

#43
March 27, 2005, 10:43:34 PM
Ummmm...Horab is not the only lumberjack in the family..I am also a lumberjack but, I haven't mentioned it cuz it was so long ago I forgot...Me and Robby Red Dread were in a band called the Acoustic Lumberjacks...And Horab, just because you are 'good king' doesn't give you licence to be an ass, thats my job. Oh and Duchess dear, DS#3 and I are concocting (is that spelled right?) a wonderfully devious plan to banish the grey faced old Baron to his own personal hell...Which involves vaccuum cleaners that veer of course, screwing up the little pattern he likes to make in the carpet. The best payback will be when DuMean grows up and behaves just like YOU! Hehehehe, she is such a cutie! Give her a hug from me!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#44
March 29, 2005, 05:25:02 AM
Quote from: DonkeyotayUmmmm...Horab is not the only lumberjack in the family..I am also a lumberjack but, I haven't mentioned it cuz it was so long ago I forgot...Me and Robby Red Dread were in a band called the Acoustic Lumberjacks...And Horab, just because you are 'good king' doesn't give you licence to be an ass, thats my job. Oh and Duchess dear, DS#3 and I are concocting (is that spelled right?) a wonderfully devious plan to banish the grey faced old Baron to his own personal hell...Which involves vaccuum cleaners that veer of course, screwing up the little pattern he likes to make in the carpet. The best payback will be when DuMean grows up and behaves just like YOU! Hehehehe, she is such a cutie! Give her a hug from me!

Where the fuck you been? I thought you got eaten by opies.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"
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