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rant: Children suck.

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Yahtomet

#15
March 24, 2005, 11:16:41 PM
Quote from: DavenBabies=teh joy
Kids (under 8 )=massive suckage
children (8-12 )=massive frustration
young adults (12-18 )=someone you can finally talk to
adults=douchebags

I took childhood development sophmore year with a class full of idiot females. Children under eight suck massive donkey heiny.

Great Teacher Largo

#16
March 25, 2005, 04:58:21 AM
I've always found that people near to my own age are vapid airheads.  When I was little I got along very will with adults.  In my early teens anyone atleast five years older than me or five years younger than me didn't give a problem.  Now I get along very well with members of the Greatest Generation, 40 Year Olds Who are still Rockin' the Local Scene, and anyone who likes to Mock Goth-In-A-Box.

And for the record, Children smell.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

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Yahtomet

#17
March 25, 2005, 05:08:28 AM
What is your age "Largo?"

~~~~Closed~~~~

#18
March 25, 2005, 05:10:51 AM
Quote from: DavenBabies=teh joy


wrong. babies areannoying little meatheads.


aini > babies.

CannedLizard

#19
March 25, 2005, 09:01:41 AM
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoAnd I live in the States.

I thought certain circumstances caused you to get stuck in Japan. Or do I just read too much Megatokyo?
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Great Teacher Largo

#20
March 25, 2005, 09:16:25 AM
Quote from: CannedLizard
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoAnd I live in the States.

I thought certain circumstances caused you to get stuck in Japan. Or do I just read too much Megatokyo?

He said '"Largo".'

If he had said 'Largo,' I would have replied I'm currently in the MegaGamer's break room, drunk off my ass.  The b33r here is good.  Sake.  With fat man on it.  You buy me.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

DJRubberducky

#21
March 25, 2005, 03:51:17 PM
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoI've been drinking for four years now.
You realize that this statement by itself does nothing to reveal your age. ;)
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Bella

#22
March 25, 2005, 03:59:54 PM
DJ's right. I didn't start drinking until I was ummmm........nevermind.
But it was well after I reached the legal age.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Cain

#23
March 25, 2005, 04:01:34 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomDJ's right. I didn't start drinking until I was ummmm........nevermind.
But it was well after I reached the legal age.

And there is always fake ID too....

Nihi

#24
March 25, 2005, 04:01:36 PM
The legal age is 5 over here.
Actions speak louder than words. Mouths speak louder than both of them!
Hail Eris!

Yahtomet

#25
March 25, 2005, 04:08:38 PM
Quote from: DJRubberducky
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoI've been drinking for four years now.
You realize that this statement by itself does nothing to reveal your age. ;)

He's sidestepping. I'd guess he's a year or two younger than myself.

Horab Fibslager

#26
March 25, 2005, 05:26:43 PM
and when he ws here before, he said he never drank ro partook of any drug that wasn't pres-
Hell is other people.

anti-horab

#27
March 25, 2005, 05:27:08 PM
/me smacks horab.

don't even start dude.
avian flu is the new ebola.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#28
March 25, 2005, 07:30:08 PM
fyi, I started drinking when I was 12.

Yahtomet

#29
March 25, 2005, 07:35:33 PM
Age isn't important, I was a foolishlikefool to bring it up. I mean, even an eleven year old can cause chaos.
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