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Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.

Started by MedeoPlusPlus, August 07, 2003, 12:41:31 AM

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redwulf25_ci

#2910
April 03, 2005, 09:51:40 PM
Quote from: GuestHow many times must the chicken cross the road?


Why would it want to?

Anonymous

#2911
April 03, 2005, 10:05:29 PM
Isn't that the greatest question of all time?

redwulf25_ci

#2912
April 03, 2005, 10:08:17 PM
Quote from: AnonymousIsn't that the greatest question of all time?

Won't we have to wait untill the end of time to find out?

agent compassion

#2913
April 03, 2005, 10:11:24 PM
No. Sex is the greatest question. And "Yes" is the answer.

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

redwulf25_ci

#2914
April 03, 2005, 10:12:27 PM
Quote from: agent compassionNo. Sex is the greatest question. And "Yes" is the answer.

8)

Aren't these suposed to be questions only?

Great Teacher Largo

#2915
April 04, 2005, 12:43:23 AM
Quote from: agent compassionNo. Sex is the greatest question. And "Yes" is the answer.

8)

Evolutionary Biologist, are we?
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

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agent compassion

#2916
April 04, 2005, 12:54:06 AM
No, just a big fan.
:lol:

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Great Teacher Largo

#2917
April 04, 2005, 12:54:36 AM
Quote from: agent compassionNo, just a big fan.
:lol:

Amen.  Just think about all the other ways it could have fallen.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

LMNO

#2918
April 04, 2005, 01:16:28 AM
Quote from: agent compassionNo. Sex is the greatest question. And "Yes" is the answer.

8)


So, then.  





Sex?

agent compassion

#2919
April 04, 2005, 01:19:04 AM
Where?

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Great Teacher Largo

#2920
April 04, 2005, 01:19:56 AM
Eric has left channel #110%%%%HOTCYBERSEXCHICKS.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

Horab Fibslager

#2921
April 04, 2005, 01:35:03 AM
you liek to cyber 40 year old men?  :shock:
Hell is other people.

agent compassion

#2922
April 04, 2005, 01:42:10 AM
No.

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Horab Fibslager

#2923
April 04, 2005, 01:43:09 AM
well i know you don't.
Hell is other people.

agent compassion

#2924
April 04, 2005, 01:45:25 AM
I see.

:removes herself from the crossfire:

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

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