Ask Bella

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Dear Bella,

"I see a red door and I want it painted black

No colors anymore I want them to turn black

I look inside myself and see my heart is black

I see my red door and it has been painted black"


Will I ever learn to play the kazoo for this song?

[LMNO]

Dear Bella,

Did I leave my cymbal stand at the show on Sunday?

[Ghost In The Machine]

Bella,

Zombies pounding on the door.  Do I:

1.  Go for head shots, with my limited ammunition.

2.  Try to flee out the back way.

3.  Grab what's left of the beer, and go with them to the neighbors?

[Bella]

Dear Bella,

"I see a red door and I want it painted black

No colors anymore I want them to turn black

I look inside myself and see my heart is black

I see my red door and it has been painted black"


Will I ever learn to play the kazoo for this song?

Dear Demonica,

You'll never manage that on your own, Duchess.
I'm afraid that this is a job for........da da daaaa.......Captain Kazoo!!


http://www.captainkazoo.com/kazmob.html

ALL KAZVAN VISITS/STOPS ARE
FREE WITH FREE KAZOOZ & KAZOO LESSONS
AT EACH AND EVERY VISIT/STOP
THE KAZVAN MAY STOP AT ANY AREA OPEN TO THE PUBLIC OR
VISIT SPECIFIC LOCATIONS BY APPOINTMENT

[Bella]

Dear Bella,

Did I leave my cymbal stand at the show on Sunday?

Dear Lmno,

Finding lost items is Demonica's number 3 talent in life.
I'll ask her in a couple of hours, k?
She's no doubt still asleep at this ungodly hour of the morning.  

[Bella]

Bella,

Zombies pounding on the door.  Do I:

1.  Go for head shots, with my limited ammunition.

2.  Try to flee out the back way.

3.  Grab what's left of the beer, and go with them to the neighbors?

Dear GitM,

1. No

2. Good luck with that one. We have you surrounded.

3. Almost. You grab what left of the beer and the margarita mix and go with us to the neighbors.

[hooplala]

Dear Bella,

Is the Earth really hollow like my super keeps trying to tell me?

[Iron Sulfide]

WARNING: YOU ARE ABOUT TO MEET A PUN

:lol: Heh heh heh!

Yeah, I kinda lost it near the Loop, and we went screaming up the centerline, between traffic, and through a red light.  A fucking Accord missed me by like 3 inches.  Closest I ever came to meeting the sausage creature.

I'm still picking bugs out of my teeth.

accord? which cord?

dis' cord?


oh, and i was there. rog is a fuckin liar. it was more like Pi inches away
from hitting him.

[Bob the Mediocre]

Dear Bella,

What should I ask you?

Also, do i have any hope of piecing together random scenes from various copyrighted sources and turning it into a screenplay?

[agent compassion]

Dear Bella,

Last night I had a vision of police cars in my apartment parking lot, and a fire engine. Cops everywhere. The lights were flashing into my window so I couldn't sleep, and I kept hearing foorsteps on the stairs. Was I dreaming or were they really there?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Bella,

You have anything to do with this?

Doctor punched by 'corpse'

Hospital officials in Romania are investigating after a doctor was punched by a 'corpse' in the morgue.

The doctor had to be treated for shock after he was punched by teenager Bogdan Georgescu.

It happened after the doctor thought he saw Mr Georgescu move and bent over to investigate.

The youngster, 16, had been taken to the morgue at Brasov County Hospital in Brasov, after collapsing and showing no signs of life.

He was declared dead on arrival and his body moved to the morgue.

He said: "I woke up and had no idea where I was, I looked to the left and to the right and saw a dead woman on either side of me, and then I saw this man coming towards me in a white coat.

"I just panicked. I thought he was going to kill me."

The youngster, from Fagaras, is now being treated in the neurological ward to find out the cause of his collapse.

He said: "The last thing I remember is drinking coffee with my brother, and then I woke up in the morgue."

The doctor was allowed to take time off work after being treated for shock.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1397102.html?menu=news.quirkies

[Cain]

Without wishing to spoil Bellas reply, that sort of thing always happens in Romania, and its always on Ananova.  I smell a conspriacy....

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Without wishing to spoil Bellas reply, that sort of thing always happens in Romania, and its always on Ananova.  I smell a conspriacy....

Well, we do train our agents there.

[agent compassion]

Well, I found out what the police cars were about. Turns out one of our neighbors got drunk and climbed up onto the roof of the apartment building. He was running around there for more than an hour. That explains the scary loud footsteps...

[Bella]

Well, I found out what the police cars were about. Turns out one of our neighbors got drunk and climbed up onto the roof of the apartment building. He was running around there for more than an hour. That explains the scary loud footsteps...

Aren't you glad it was real and not a scary dream caused by overdosing on chocolate? (As if a chocolate overdose were even possible.)