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#1125
June 17, 2005, 05:25:57 PM
Quote from: Anonymous Coward
Quote from: StarFishWhy do guys led me on? They flirt, go out of their way to talk or sit next to me, are uber nice, and then when I start liking them and tell them so, they act all "I don't see you that way" :x

If you're cool and attractive, feel free to start liking me; if not there's your answer; People are so very shallow; fnord

Dear Starfish,

Try not telling them you like them. People are shallow and some guys enjoy the chase more than they appreciate how lucky they are to have the affection of someone wonderful like you.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1126
June 17, 2005, 05:33:14 PM
Personally I've never had a girl just come up and tell me bluntly she liked me but if I enjoyed being around her I'd respond in a pretty positive way. Maybe everyone around you is just an idiot. You should learn to be happy on your own though, you shouldn't need to be in a relationship to be happy. Heh, easier said than done I know. Maybe they're just intimidated by you.

Bella

#1127
June 17, 2005, 06:14:03 PM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaPersonally I've never had a girl just come up and tell me bluntly she liked me but if I enjoyed being around her I'd respond in a pretty positive way.
This is the correct response.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

LMNO

#1128
June 17, 2005, 06:17:47 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: FnordiscordiaPersonally I've never had a girl just come up and tell me bluntly she liked me but if I enjoyed being around her I'd respond in a pretty positive way.
This is the correct response.

When that happens, I get a correct response in my pants.

StarFish

#1129
June 17, 2005, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO'Cuz you obviously intimidate them with your uber-hawtness.

Either that, or you need to stop using the anchovy mouthwash.

I try to tone down the hawtness  :o  and my breath is soooo minty fresh ~.^

Quote from: bellaDear Starfish,

Try not telling them you like them. People are shallow and some guys enjoy the chase more than they appreciate how lucky they are to have the affection of someone wonderful like you.

I haven't told a guy I've liked in a long while b/c of this, just been waiting for him to tell me. But that's not working either. I'm thinking of just becoming a nun  :lol:
Étoiles de Mer de Saint le Cinquième

The Good Reverend Roger

#1130
June 17, 2005, 07:38:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: FnordiscordiaPersonally I've never had a girl just come up and tell me bluntly she liked me but if I enjoyed being around her I'd respond in a pretty positive way.
This is the correct response.

When that happens, I get a correct response in my pants.

"Pance".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1131
June 17, 2005, 07:42:13 PM
Quote from: StarFish
I haven't told a guy I've liked in a long while b/c of this, just been waiting for him to tell me. But that's not working either. I'm thinking of just becoming a nun  :lol:

Or a lesbian.



Quote from: TGRR"Pance"

Sadly, I don't get it.

Rev. St. Syn, KSC

#1132
June 17, 2005, 07:46:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: StarFish
I haven't told a guy I've liked in a long while b/c of this, just been waiting for him to tell me. But that's not working either. I'm thinking of just becoming a nun  :lol:

Or a lesbian.
LMNO, that's not helping... oh wait, yeah it is... ;)
Synaptyclypse Generator Publishing Sect, POEE International Resource Center (non-existent)

Horab Fibslager

#1133
June 18, 2005, 01:29:38 AM
Quote from: StarFishWhy do guys led me on? They flirt, go out of their way to talk or sit next to me, are uber nice, and then when I start liking them and tell them so, they act all "I don't see you that way" :x

well coem up here, and pick me up. i'm nice but mean- in a realyl funny way,  and when women tell me they like me, i say "sweet, wanna make out?"
Hell is other people.

Horab Fibslager

#1134
June 18, 2005, 01:33:52 AM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaPersonally I've never had a girl just come up and tell me bluntly she liked me but if I enjoyed being around her I'd respond in a pretty positive way. Maybe everyone around you is just an idiot. You should learn to be happy on your own though, you shouldn't need to be in a relationship to be happy. Heh, easier said than done I know. Maybe they're just intimidated by you.
having been seduced a few times, i fuckin love it. i tend to get intemidated when women jsut stare.. but yeah, chix that hunt guys = teh win.

since due to recent events (beign hit on by every sexual orientation, including asexual) i've decided that i'm the hawtest man on earth, and as such, women shoudl pursue me.

i mean i think women should pursue me before, btu the hawtest man on earth thing is uh new. lol.
Hell is other people.

Malaul

#1135
June 18, 2005, 01:43:15 AM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: StarFish
I haven't told a guy I've liked in a long while b/c of this, just been waiting for him to tell me. But that's not working either. I'm thinking of just becoming a nun  :lol:

Or a lesbian.


Hey um star
you go that route, feel free to look me up my dear...  :twisted:
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

The Good Reverend Roger

#1136
June 18, 2005, 03:19:40 AM
Dear Bella,

Why must I test, so often?

Signed,
Teef in a baggie.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#1137
June 18, 2005, 03:26:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella,

Why must I test, so often?

Signed,
Teef in a baggie.
Dear Roger,

It's your nature to do so.

ps: How many teef do you have in that baggie?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#1138
June 18, 2005, 03:57:56 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella,

Why must I test, so often?

Signed,
Teef in a baggie.
Dear Roger,

It's your nature to do so.

ps: How many teef do you have in that baggie?

Dunno.  I never count my scalps.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1139
June 23, 2005, 09:41:05 PM
Bella,
I am sitting outside with my laptop watching my son play with the neighbor boys.  That is a whole story on its own.

The question is, is there a setting that will keep me from going blind while trying to see my screen?

Thanks, I didn't realise it would be so difficult and I haven't had a chance to google it and I know yhou tak yours outside :wink:
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