Rant 91

[agent compassion]

I think Hugh finished him off with that "flouncy ballerina" remark.

Just sayin'.

[East Coast Hustle]

YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER CARED MUCH FOR HUGH OR HIS HIGH-HANDED APPROACH TO DISCORDIANISM, SO WHILE I'M PISSED ABOUT HIM TRYING TO BLAME ME FOR HIS CRIMES, I'M NOT AT ALL SURPRISED OR SADDENED. HOWEVER, THE FACT THAT NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON HERE CAME FORWARD TO DEFEND ME OR EVEN TO OFFER MORAL SUPPORT, WELL, THAT IS SAD AND SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT THOSE OF YOU I CONSIDERED FRIENDS.

THE MOB MENTALITY HERE IS A SAD AND UGLY THING.

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

Hey Turd. I think your a great guy, but you do POST like A RABID BADGER'S CUNT! Doesn't mean I don't like you. Love ya in fact! I love Hugh too though. DEAL!

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER CARED MUCH FOR HUGH OR HIS HIGH-HANDED APPROACH TO DISCORDIANISM, SO WHILE I'M PISSED ABOUT HIM TRYING TO BLAME ME FOR HIS CRIMES, I'M NOT AT ALL SURPRISED OR SADDENED. HOWEVER, THE FACT THAT NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON HERE CAME FORWARD TO DEFEND ME OR EVEN TO OFFER MORAL SUPPORT, WELL, THAT IS SAD AND SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT THOSE OF YOU I CONSIDERED FRIENDS.

THE MOB MENTALITY HERE IS A SAD AND UGLY THING.

It's not mob mentality.  The only thing he originally accused you of was deleting your own threads.  I suspect most of us didn't care one way or the other.  The more you make a big deal about this, the more guilty you look.  

Now he is mostly accusing you of being a pain in the ass, which you are, which is an image you have cultivated, don't whine now that you have it.

Mob mentailty would have been if we all spammed a new forum you started, or if we all had agreed with Hugh and said, yeah, Turd is totally a hacker.  I have talked to you about computer stuff, you don't know that much, but all a person really needs to know is how to use goole.com, just saying.  

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER CARED MUCH FOR HUGH OR HIS HIGH-HANDED APPROACH TO DISCORDIANISM, SO WHILE I'M PISSED ABOUT HIM TRYING TO BLAME ME FOR HIS CRIMES, I'M NOT AT ALL SURPRISED OR SADDENED. HOWEVER, THE FACT THAT NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON HERE CAME FORWARD TO DEFEND ME OR EVEN TO OFFER MORAL SUPPORT, WELL, THAT IS SAD AND SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT THOSE OF YOU I CONSIDERED FRIENDS.

THE MOB MENTALITY HERE IS A SAD AND UGLY THING.

Wait a second, didn't you say you didn't really like anyone here? I spent hours locked in the bathroom crying because of that post.

[East Coast Hustle]

HON, YOU AND I BOTH KNOW I COULDN'T HACK MY WAY OUT OF A WET PAPER BAG.

AND SYN: THANKS, MAN, I THINK YOU'RE COOL AS HELL TOO, BUT I FEEL OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU THAT BADGERS DO NOT, IN FACT, EXIST, SO IT FOLLOWS LOGICALLY THAT THEIR VAGINAE ALSO DO NOT EXIST.

ANYWAY, AS OF NOW, I'M OVER IT.

EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE I'M GOING TO BE A RAGING ASSHOLE TO HUGH FOREVER AND EVER 'TIL DEATH DO US PART, SO HELP ME JEEBUS, AMEN.

I mean really...the fucking nerve....

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

AND SYN: THANKS, MAN, I THINK YOU'RE COOL AS HELL TOO, BUT I FEEL OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU THAT BADGERS DO NOT, IN FACT, EXIST, SO IT FOLLOWS LOGICALLY THAT THEIR VAGINAE ALSO DO NOT EXIST.

FUCK!

[East Coast Hustle]

YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER CARED MUCH FOR HUGH OR HIS HIGH-HANDED APPROACH TO DISCORDIANISM, SO WHILE I'M PISSED ABOUT HIM TRYING TO BLAME ME FOR HIS CRIMES, I'M NOT AT ALL SURPRISED OR SADDENED. HOWEVER, THE FACT THAT NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON HERE CAME FORWARD TO DEFEND ME OR EVEN TO OFFER MORAL SUPPORT, WELL, THAT IS SAD AND SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT THOSE OF YOU I CONSIDERED FRIENDS.

THE MOB MENTALITY HERE IS A SAD AND UGLY THING.

Wait a second, didn't you say you didn't really like anyone here? I spent hours locked in the bathroom crying because of that post.

good.

crying lessens your chances of tear-duct infection.

now, whether or not I like you is irrelevant. I just want to know what the creepy thing in your avatar is.

[gnimbley]

ANYWAY, AS OF NOW, I'M OVER IT.

Ah, damn. Did you two make up? And I was going to do a soap opera
parody tonight.

Maybe I will just bake some cookies to console myself.

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

crying lessens your chances of tear-duct infection.

Then why are my eyes still stinging ghodsdamnit!!! Make me a tuna and banana pizza, oh PIZZA LORD!

[East Coast Hustle]

TUUUUUUUUUUUUNA!!!


BANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

THAT's the godsdammned STUFF!!! TUNA & BANANA > ALL OTHER PIZZA!!!

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

...except peperoni, anchovy and black olive...

[Bella]

...except peperoni, anchovy and black olive...

Noooooo.........fishies do NOT belong on pizza.

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

You need to go to hell for that heresy. ANCHOVY > ALL!!!