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#1305
August 09, 2005, 07:34:56 PM
Zurtok,

You will also find that cleaning out Scrid's tank very therapeutic also.


Trust me on this one....no, really.


OB

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1306
August 10, 2005, 04:40:28 AM
Dear Bella,
How many pretend members of pretend armies do we have posting here, I have sooo totaly lost track :shock:

The Good Reverend Roger

#1307
August 10, 2005, 04:59:25 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyDear Bella,
How many pretend members of pretend armies do we have posting here, I have sooo totaly lost track :shock:

The SLA was the first, best, and downright SMALLEST of the "pretend armies".

It consists of myself, Chef, and about 3,000,000 pics of Hasselhoff and Danza.

Before your time, though.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1308
August 10, 2005, 05:13:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyDear Bella,
How many pretend members of pretend armies do we have posting here, I have sooo totaly lost track :shock:

The SLA was the first, best, and downright SMALLEST of the "pretend armies".

It consists of myself, Chef, and about 3,000,000 pics of Hasselhoff and Danza.

Before your time, though.
Thank all the gods and goddesses for that :shock:  :lol:

The Good Reverend Roger

#1309
August 10, 2005, 05:34:48 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyDear Bella,
How many pretend members of pretend armies do we have posting here, I have sooo totaly lost track :shock:

The SLA was the first, best, and downright SMALLEST of the "pretend armies".

It consists of myself, Chef, and about 3,000,000 pics of Hasselhoff and Danza.

Before your time, though.
Thank all the gods and goddesses for that :shock:  :lol:

It was a horrorshow.

I was almost too ethical to revive it.  The horror ramps up starting this week, until our demands are met.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anonymous

#1310
August 10, 2005, 07:45:34 PM
please hurry. i want to marry david and tony.
if they won't marry me then i want to wall paper my secret shrine room with their photos.

Princess Eris VonTartarus

#1311
August 10, 2005, 09:00:08 PM
I AM QUEEN OF ENTIRE PRETEND COUNTRY, AS WELL AS SEVERAL VARIETIES OF PASTRY. DOES THAT COUNT? *G*
Atomic Assassin - Die Attentäterin - DIA/DND
International Mush Mullah with Tao Jones

Ich liebe dich mein wunderbarer Kohlkopfkiller! Du hast mein
Herz erwärmt und lässt meine Gedanken erblühen und meine Muschi glühen.... *g*

Bella

#1312
August 10, 2005, 11:28:31 PM
Depends on what kind of pastries you're talking about.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

East Coast Hustle

#1313
August 11, 2005, 02:15:13 AM
I hear she's the queen of "bavarian mudslides".

:lol:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#1314
August 11, 2005, 02:25:24 AM
Quote from: East Coast HustleI hear she's the queen of "bavarian mudslides".

:lol:

And teh Cleveland Steamers.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

A+ Moyel

#1315
August 11, 2005, 11:00:28 AM
DEAR SSSBELLA, ORACLE OF DOOM,

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CIRCUMCISED?
Your circumcision is at hand.

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

#1316
August 11, 2005, 12:52:55 PM
It's old in 13 posts. Ah well.
Synaptyclypse Generator Publishing Sect, POEE International Resource Center

Zurtok Khan

#1317
August 11, 2005, 10:02:01 PM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiDear Zurtok,

Stop fooling around with your employees, get back to work and take the Scrid out for a walk.

You'll feel much better.



Mang

I would, but we all know that the Scrid doesn't walk, he just sorta...Scrids around.

And, OB, my version of cleaning the tank is emptying it on Mang's desk...
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Mangrove

#1318
August 11, 2005, 10:46:47 PM
Quote from: Zurtok Khan
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiDear Zurtok,

Stop fooling around with your employees, get back to work and take the Scrid out for a walk.

You'll feel much better.



Mang

I would, but we all know that the Scrid doesn't walk, he just sorta...Scrids around.

And, OB, my version of cleaning the tank is emptying it on Mang's desk...

if you were doing that to put out the fire you started earlier...then ok.  :D
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

scorch

#1319
August 12, 2005, 03:04:17 AM
Bella, why haven't you visited my forums lately?

And...

How would I go about becoming reverend scorch? Any advice?

Open Your Mind...

"Every Opinion Matters"

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