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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Horab Fibslager

#15
September 06, 2005, 03:52:02 AM
bob and eris are equally fictitious and therefore equally deserving of being the focal point for terrorist bombings.
Hell is other people.

Cain

#16
September 06, 2005, 12:41:45 PM
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerbob and eris are equally fictitious and therefore equally deserving of being the focal point for terrorist bombings.

Or as I like to say, why should the Catholics, Muslims Hindus etc get all the fun?

East Coast Hustle

#17
September 06, 2005, 02:51:38 PM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".



STAMP OUT BOB :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

you'd hate Eris too, if you knew what "bob" knows.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

..y.E.R.M.O.M.

#18
September 07, 2005, 04:37:22 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".



STAMP OUT BOB :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

you'd hate Eris too, if you knew what "bob" knows.

8)
I thought he was dead. You know Puzzling Evidence or someone like that :wink:

Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell

#19
September 07, 2005, 04:46:35 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".



STAMP OUT BOB :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

you'd hate Eris too, if you knew what "bob" knows.

8)

Namely, that she gave him syphilis and ran over his cat.
Chaplin Sinatra Fonzarelli, G.G.L.F., C.L.F., L.F.L.F., R.M.S.T.A., R.P.C.V., N.C.c., T.R.R.R., W.I.T.C.H., W.P.P., V.P.D.F.Y.S., S.C.U.M., I.G.R.S.A.F.D.S.K.S.K.J.J.J.S.Y.Y.D.F.D.K.D.S.F.K.S.D.K.J.L.K.F.G.K.S.D.G.G.J.R.J.S.T.S and other various divisions of the Maude Senger cabal of the Pantheo-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric, and President for Life of the Holy Empire of Ayatollah Discordiolla

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..y.E.R.M.O.M.

#20
September 07, 2005, 05:03:05 PM
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".



STAMP OUT BOB :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

you'd hate Eris too, if you knew what "bob" knows.

8)

Namely, that she gave him syphilis and ran over his cat.
she gave me gona-herpa-syphil-aids. Is there an o.t.c. treatment for that?

LMNO

#21
September 07, 2005, 05:04:17 PM
You can buy a gun otc at WalMart.  That usually clears it right up.

..y.E.R.M.O.M.

#22
September 07, 2005, 05:06:52 PM
Quote from: LMNOYou can buy a gun otc at WalMart.  That usually clears it right up.
Is there a brand name I should look for?

Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell

#23
September 07, 2005, 05:07:50 PM
Quote from: LMNOYou can buy a gun otc at WalMart.  That usually clears it right up.

A gun! THat would solve everything!
Chaplin Sinatra Fonzarelli, G.G.L.F., C.L.F., L.F.L.F., R.M.S.T.A., R.P.C.V., N.C.c., T.R.R.R., W.I.T.C.H., W.P.P., V.P.D.F.Y.S., S.C.U.M., I.G.R.S.A.F.D.S.K.S.K.J.J.J.S.Y.Y.D.F.D.K.D.S.F.K.S.D.K.J.L.K.F.G.K.S.D.G.G.J.R.J.S.T.S and other various divisions of the Maude Senger cabal of the Pantheo-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric, and President for Life of the Holy Empire of Ayatollah Discordiolla

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..y.E.R.M.O.M.

#24
September 07, 2005, 05:10:13 PM
just any gun?

LMNO

#25
September 07, 2005, 05:11:46 PM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.just any gun?

Try the Winchester "Cobain".

..y.E.R.M.O.M.

#26
September 07, 2005, 05:13:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.just any gun?

Try the Winchester "Cobain".
thanx I'll try that

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#27
September 07, 2005, 05:25:05 PM
I really reccomend a Beretta 12 gauge.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#28
September 07, 2005, 07:30:20 PM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".



STAMP OUT BOB :evil:  :evil:  :evil:


You fell for that little lie, did ya?

Heh.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
September 08, 2005, 01:10:44 AM
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: ..y.E.R.M.O.M.because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".



STAMP OUT BOB :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

you'd hate Eris too, if you knew what "bob" knows.

8)
I thought he was dead. You know Puzzling Evidence or someone like that :wink:

That's what you get for thinking.
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