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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by MedeoPlusPlus, August 07, 2003, 12:41:31 AM

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Horab Fibslager

#780
November 08, 2003, 11:07:51 PM
how'd this elephant get in my pajamas!!!!?
who put this elephant in my pajamas?!!!
Hell is other people.

MedeoPlusPlus

#781
November 09, 2003, 12:27:26 AM
OMG, are they on to me?
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Bella

#782
November 09, 2003, 12:40:24 AM
how could they not be?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

MedeoPlusPlus

#783
November 09, 2003, 02:38:19 AM
Shall we shag now or shag later, Bella?
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Bella

#784
November 09, 2003, 03:24:31 AM
You've been watching Austin Powers again, haven't you?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

EvilPoet

#785
November 09, 2003, 07:38:08 PM
Why do psychics have to ask your name?

Bella

#786
November 09, 2003, 07:51:10 PM
To see if you will tell the truth?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

slothrop23

#787
November 09, 2003, 10:32:10 PM
dont psychicks always tell the truth?
Wind turbines.

I'm a big fan

EvilPoet

#788
November 09, 2003, 10:46:07 PM
I dunno... psychics are supposed to have psychic powers,
right? Why don't they know that kind of stuff beforehand?
Why do they have to ask?

slothrop23

#789
November 09, 2003, 10:50:56 PM
why then do they always advertise to psychics about psychic conventions surely they would know, wouldnt they?
Wind turbines.

I'm a big fan

MedeoPlusPlus

#790
November 10, 2003, 03:36:38 AM
If a tree falls in a forest but it doesn't truly make a sound, can a habitual liar hear it?

And if so, does the universe implode?
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#791
November 10, 2003, 03:45:26 AM
When did it happen?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

MedeoPlusPlus

#792
November 10, 2003, 05:05:04 AM
Don't you read the newspaper?

(I don't...)
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#793
November 10, 2003, 10:02:42 AM
What is that?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Rev Thwack

#794
November 10, 2003, 12:01:16 PM
doesn't it look just like your spleen?
My balls itch...
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