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Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.

Started by MedeoPlusPlus, August 07, 2003, 12:41:31 AM

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Horab Fibslager

how'd this elephant get in my pajamas!!!!?
who put this elephant in my pajamas?!!!
Hell is other people.

MedeoPlusPlus

OMG, are they on to me?
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2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Bella

how could they not be?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

MedeoPlusPlus

Shall we shag now or shag later, Bella?
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2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Bella

You've been watching Austin Powers again, haven't you?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

EvilPoet

Why do psychics have to ask your name?

Bella

To see if you will tell the truth?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

slothrop23

dont psychicks always tell the truth?
Wind turbines.

I'm a big fan

EvilPoet

I dunno... psychics are supposed to have psychic powers,
right? Why don't they know that kind of stuff beforehand?
Why do they have to ask?

slothrop23

why then do they always advertise to psychics about psychic conventions surely they would know, wouldnt they?
Wind turbines.

I'm a big fan

MedeoPlusPlus

If a tree falls in a forest but it doesn't truly make a sound, can a habitual liar hear it?

And if so, does the universe implode?
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2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

MedeoPlusPlus

Don't you read the newspaper?

(I don't...)
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2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Rev Thwack

doesn't it look just like your spleen?
My balls itch...