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Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger

Started by Malaclypse the Tertiary, September 12, 2005, 06:41:32 PM

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Horab Fibslager

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Omar K. RavenhurstEris laughed AT you while the other kids kicked your face in.

Fixed that for you.

Eris is a cackling bitch, who thinks wars and slaughter are funny.

That's why *I* like her, anyway.

agree.
Hell is other people.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Donkeyotay
Quote from: Omar K. RavenhurstI see that the level of rhetoric here is as expected.
Saint Gulik didn't lie.

I think it's Erik's butt-buddy

You mean his ONE friend on PD.org?

Probably.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Malaclypse the Tertiary

That's not the Omar I knew...

not nearly clever enough.
Malaclypse the Tertiary, KSGI
Omnibenevolent Polyfather Nuevo of
The Grand Unified FruErisian Assembly (GUF:.EA)
and High, Wholy Abjermed of Head Temple,
Thornley Hill Cabal

http://frunet.org

Shibboleet The Annihilator

I was wondering if that dumbfuck would post.











Then he posted and it was confirmed that he was a dumbfuck.

Malaclypse the Tertiary

mal^3:
ignores the other misanthrope
Malaclypse the Tertiary, KSGI
Omnibenevolent Polyfather Nuevo of
The Grand Unified FruErisian Assembly (GUF:.EA)
and High, Wholy Abjermed of Head Temple,
Thornley Hill Cabal

http://frunet.org

Lord Omar

Hey-ho whats all this?

TBBBBBBFFFHHHHTTTTTT (bong hit noise)

Lord Omar loves the rhetoric here!

And the smashings,
and squishings,
and squabblings

Lord Omar is proud of you all
As long as I don't have to meet you in real life.
not dead, just sleepy

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Lord Omar
Lord Omar is proud of you all
As long as I don't have to meet you in real life.

We're great fun, in real life.  Ho ho!  Are you ready for that?  Are you ready for a night on the town with a deranged thug and a pack of dope-crazed hooligans that call themselves Discordians, to excuse their crude and uncivilized behavior?

It'll be great fun dude, and - provided we don't leave your carcass for the buzzards - you'll have stories to tell your grandchildren, around the campfire...and they'll NEED stories like that, because it won't be the kind of campfire we have nowadays, will it?  No, no, it won't be birch logs and smores...it will be burning physics textbooks and rat-on-a-stick.

Welcome to the post-American century, Omar...nobody can hear you scream.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Malaclypse the Tertiarymal^3:
ignores the other misanthrope

It won't help.  We'll just sneak up on you, that way.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Why are you warning him?

Also, I was talking about the other dumbfuck, not Mal3... that time at least..

Dumbfuck.....

(that time I was talking about Mal3)

Also, did you just call me a fucking discordian?!

Malaclypse the Tertiary

Malaclypse the Tertiary, KSGI
Omnibenevolent Polyfather Nuevo of
The Grand Unified FruErisian Assembly (GUF:.EA)
and High, Wholy Abjermed of Head Temple,
Thornley Hill Cabal

http://frunet.org

Shibboleet The Annihilator


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from:  Why are you warning him?

Also, I was talking about the other dumbfuck, not Mal3... that time at least..

Dumbfuck.....

(that time I was talking about Mal3)

Also, did you just call me a fucking discordian?!

No, I said we call ourselves Discordian.  Scrape the shit off of your eyes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

The doctor says I need to leave it on for 12 hours or I'll go blind.

Cain

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Lord Omar
Lord Omar is proud of you all
As long as I don't have to meet you in real life.

We're great fun, in real life.  Ho ho!  Are you ready for that?  Are you ready for a night on the town with a deranged thug and a pack of dope-crazed hooligans that call themselves Discordians, to excuse their crude and uncivilized behavior?

It'll be great fun dude, and - provided we don't leave your carcass for the buzzards - you'll have stories to tell your grandchildren, around the campfire...and they'll NEED stories like that, because it won't be the kind of campfire we have nowadays, will it?  No, no, it won't be birch logs and smores...it will be burning physics textbooks and rat-on-a-stick.

Welcome to the post-American century, Omar...nobody can hear you scream.

This sounds like every week of my life for the past year.  Have you being spying on me?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Lord Omar
Lord Omar is proud of you all
As long as I don't have to meet you in real life.

We're great fun, in real life.  Ho ho!  Are you ready for that?  Are you ready for a night on the town with a deranged thug and a pack of dope-crazed hooligans that call themselves Discordians, to excuse their crude and uncivilized behavior?

It'll be great fun dude, and - provided we don't leave your carcass for the buzzards - you'll have stories to tell your grandchildren, around the campfire...and they'll NEED stories like that, because it won't be the kind of campfire we have nowadays, will it?  No, no, it won't be birch logs and smores...it will be burning physics textbooks and rat-on-a-stick.

Welcome to the post-American century, Omar...nobody can hear you scream.

This sounds like every week of my life for the past year.  Have you being spying on me?

Naw.  Inspired guess. :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.