Reclaiming the Laughter - Rant Z

[Zurtok Khan]

So, you say you're here to start a ruckus?  You say you're here to show the Chaotes what chaos is?  You make me laugh.  Hell, I make me laugh, since I'm doing the same thing that you're doing.  But, I think I do it better, I think I might have to show you.

Laughing, ladies and gents, birdies and bugs, Discordians and Erisians, Humans and Cabbages, is not something that should be undertaken lightly.  It is something very, very important.  You have forgotten how.

There is a sarcastic laugh that has been echoing through these halls lately.  It has been getting under everyone's skin, and grating on bone, pushing buttons.  

It used to be a real laugh, a true, deep belly laugh.  It was the sound of pineal glands being tickled.  It was the sound of lights going on, and friendships being made.

But, who cares about those things?  They aren't real anyway.  They aren't there anyway.  Or, are they?

These forums are attached to the Principia Discordia, yet we are afraid to speak of it?  We mock those who have walked where we have walked?  We are hurtful and hateful to the people who are only seeking the things we sought in our time?

You have read a thousand things telling you that you can be free.  Here is yet another.  You are still caught in your psychic suit of armor, and your skin is still burned by it.  You think that because the suit is a different color that it is better, it is more free.  You are wrong.  You have merely trapped yourself again, but this time you refuse to admit it.  Of course, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to everyone else here, everyone else who isn't "free" (which is a crock anyway, since you can't be free, right?).

Thornly and Hill may have been stoned hippies in their time, but who the fuck cares?  Does it matter where the message comes from if it is a good one?

I'm sure I'm wrong here on many points, according to many of you.  That's fine, if I am wrong at least I excel at it.  But, I do know something I didn't know before.

I can laugh whenever the fuck I feel like it.

Now, ask yourself, do you feel lucky?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

No but I feel like you should be bludgeoned to death with your keyboard, just sayin.

[Zurtok Khan]

           

It's so funny how you think you're cool.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Once again,


Its so funny how you think that acting like the gay people you see on TV will make you cool.

[Zurtok Khan]

The gay people I see on TV?

You're still stuck on that gay thing, aren't you?

Remember what Frank Sinatra says, "FUCK YOU ALL!"

I want to fuck everyone, not just boi's or gyrl's.

Hehehehehehehehehehehe.

I still think that you're cute when your mad.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Right because being bi is even cooler.

Once again, if you have to define yourself by what you claim to fuck, WAYSA?

[Zurtok Khan]

Right because being bi is even cooler.

Once again, if you have to define yourself by what you claim to fuck, WAYSA?

Once again, I am still alive in order to fuck.

So, would you like to laugh with me, or should I keep laughing at you by myself.  Either way is fine with me.

           

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

[Zurtok Khan]

What, you're ashamed that there might be someone else around here who could *gasp* steal your lime light?

As I recall, my friend, you are the one that told me that you didn't want to "destroy the board" as you claimed I was doing?

So, now I'm back and your trolling me when you've told me before that you didn't want to attack me, you just wanted peace.

Not that I want your lime light, I don't need to be a bastard to be cool.  I'm having all sorts of fun laughing at you.

             

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I could give a fuck less about "the lime light" fucko, its an online forum! And you're the one who kicked up a bunch of shit and then left so don't start bitching when you get trolled. You got owned repeatedly by multiple people and then you ran off with your tail between your legs. I've had an extremely low tolerance for utter fucking retards lately and your tards score is off the fucking chart. Glad you're having fun though, I'm sure you'll be having even more fun later.

Right now teh bar is calling so I'm out but yuo have fun when the day crew comes in.

[Zurtok Khan]

I geuss our veiw of "pwned' is radically different, oh-he-who-has-PMS.

I wanted a Hiatus, so I took one.  I did not run off with my tail between my legs.  I got fed up so I walked out for awhile.  There is an utter difference between the two.

Just because you're angry that you have a small penis, don't take it out on me.  I will have to laugh at your tiny pee-wee more =)

               

[B_M_W]

Right because being bi is even cooler.

Its not about being cool, its about being who you are. I am attracted to both men and women, although I have a slight bias towards females. I don't do it to look cool. I know you are talking to Zurtok, but Im not a big fan of homophobes or bigots, so Im just making sure you are neither.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Personally I don't care what people do in their spare time. If someone is totally gay, that's cool; if someone is bi, that's cool too. However, when someone screams about their sexuality like 12 year olds cling to whatever culture is popular it gets pretty annoying. People who use their alleged sexuality (and in Zurtok's case that's questionable, he's probably using it in a lame attempt at being "edgy" or "offensive" (and failing miserably, succeeding only in further owning himself)) as the primary means of identifying who they are is pretty much the equivalent of a wykkan screaming "OH MY GODDESS" every 10 seconds. Just sayin.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

What, you're ashamed that there might be someone else around here who could *gasp* steal your lime light?

The limelight of a section I never post in? AYRTS?

I wanted a Hiatus, so I took one. I did not run off with my tail between my legs. I got fed up so I walked out for awhile. There is an utter difference between the two.

Just because you're angry that you have a small penis, don't take it out on me. I will have to laugh at your tiny pee-wee more =)

Oh noes!!!1 A penis joke and a PMS joke! You truly are a master of everything ghey. Don't mistake ghey for gay, you seem to have been doing that with nauseating frequency lately. You're the one who kicked up a bunch of shit after you said you were done and then got owned repeatedly by pretty much everyone. Read the post where you tried to argue that "private messages" were not private. That's what getting owned looks like. You never did appologize for that horseshit either.

[B_M_W]

Personally I don't care what people do in their spare time. If someone is totally gay, that's cool; if someone is bi, that's cool too. However, when someone screams about their sexuality like 12 year olds cling to whatever culture is popular it gets pretty annoying. People who use their alleged sexuality (and in Zurtok's case that's questionable, he's probably using it in a lame attempt at being "edgy" or "offensive" (and failing miserably, succeeding only in further owning himself)) as the primary means of identifying who they are is pretty much the equivalent of a wykkan screaming "OH MY GODDESS" every 10 seconds. Just sayin.

Troof. I was just makin' sure. WAY too many asshole homophobes around campus, and have been pwning as many as possible.