If I were an actual evildoer...

[Cain]

Ataraxia wanted all the "good" posters to ignore Roger, Fn0rdie and East Coast Hustle.  I got upset because I wanted to be ignored too.  It then turned out that Ataraxia was really Eldora looking like Eric, who was also known as Great Teacher Largo, which Ataraxia denied.  Ataraxia then left, leaving us evil trolls to ruin the forum.

I know this is normally LMNO's job, but he's got a life at the weekend.

[fluffy]

i am so confused....
PLEASE MAKE SUMMARY OF WHAT HAPPENED

why do i always miss important stuff?

some people said some stuff
and then some other people said some other stuff
and then some people said some stupid stuff
and then some people said some even stupider stuff
and then shit

what makes you think any of it was important?
it didn't even disturb my nap

fluffy likes her naps

[The Doctor]

I'm still not sure it was Eric. He didn't seem Japanese enough. Or emo.

[Cain]

I'm still not sure it was Eric. He didn't seem Japanese enough. Or emo.

Latest theory is that it was Eldora.

[The Doctor]

I'm still not sure it was Eric. He didn't seem Japanese enough. Or emo.

Latest theory is that it was Eldora.

Eldora doesn't rant, though. Hmm.

[Cain]

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7427&start=15

The arguing kind of...spread....

[The Doctor]

Wow. No wonder everyone had to have a lie-in today, arguing into the night like that...

I noticed that everyone has a different style. Eldora's style has a lot of emoticons. Ataraxia, not so much.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

She did rant on EB&G. Its linked somewhere but I don't give enough fucks to find the link.

[fluffy]

i heard he was really evt

[Cain]

My link links to the links.  I think.

Yeah, I didnt get up until about 1pm.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

maybe..it was me! and thats why i wanst here.....and why..i am confused?

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I'd just like to remind you that Ataraxia lives in Pennsylvania, which is neither Florida nor Michigan.

Roger, Fnordie, I don't care if you hate Eldora.  I don't even care if you hate Eric.  I don't care if you hate all the noobs who show up here.  What I do care about is when you decide to be drama queens--or rather, Roger decides to be a drama queen and Fnordie follows along like the good lapdog he is.  I know, it happens all the god damn time, and it will pass off, but it's tremendously predictable.  Somebody "steps" and you have to get all "Discordian" about it, i.e. you get sand in your vagina.  Well, it's fucking stupid, and it never changes.  It's a fucking routine.

Roger, you get pissed at noobs for always saying the same fucking thing over and over again?  Listen to yourself for once.  Every time somebody says something you don't like, you accuse him of being Eric or Eldora or both and Fnordie follows right behind with an appropriate picture.  Aren't you tired of doing the same thing over and over?  It's as unoriginal as the law of fives.  I don't blame anyone for flouncing, simply because the atmosphere here gets so fucking moronic there's no point in attempting to say anything meaningful since it will only get a "STFU" pic in response.

Oh, and to Roger's stooges, past and present:  it's awfully easy to agree with someone, isn't it?  You're such an awesome troll now, because you can say the exact same thing that someone else is saying!  OWNED!!!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Fuck yourself in the ass Badger, I hate who I hate on my own.

I'd also like to remind you that you're basing this on what Ataraxia said and what TOA said (possibly based on what they thought they knew).

They didn't get flamed because they might have been Eric or Eldora, they got flammed because they were fucking idiots.

I've got to wonder why you left out the other people who flamed them too...

Normally I respect you but you're COMPLETELY full of every variety of imaginable on this one.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

P.S.


and

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Fuck yourself in the ass Badger, I hate who I hate on my own.

Right...uh-huh.  I haven't been here since wednesday, perhaps I only have the partial story, I haven't bothered to read the entire 10 page shitstorm yet, but all I've seen is you following Roger around with the appropriate affirming pictures.  Just suck his cock while you're at it.  

I'd also like to remind you that you're basing this on what Ataraxia said and what TOA said (possibly based on what they thought they knew).

I don't give a fuck about TOA, and ataraxia is just as much a drama queen as anyone else.  

They didn't get flamed because they might have been Eric or Eldora, they got flammed because they were fucking idiots.

Bull fucking shit.  Do I have to go find the thread where you called him Eric, then Eldora?  

I've got to wonder why you left out the other people who flamed them too...

As I said, I haven't read it all yet.  I'll get to them too if they piss me off.

Normally I respect you but you're COMPLETELY full of every variety of imaginable on this one.

Where's the obligatory "OWNED!" picture?

EDIT:  Oh, there they are!  How predictable.