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Started by renko, December 09, 2005, 03:12:13 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The seer
Quote from: The Good Reverend Rogerand they have the ability to get bored with handling sharp objects that cut them occasionally... unlike me.  :lol:

Zenjis can throw a drinking straw so hard that it would stick 2" into a tree trunk.

169% TROOF!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

Quote from: renkoThere was a time when whales were sea monsters, but now they are whales.

they will always be sea monsters to me  :x  :x  :cry:  :cry:

renko

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: The seer
Quote from: The Good Reverend Rogerand they have the ability to get bored with handling sharp objects that cut them occasionally... unlike me.  :lol:

Zenjis can throw a drinking straw so hard that it would stick 2" into a tree trunk.

169% TROOF!

wow, thats impressive. people who post haikus, cut themselves, and can throw drinking straws impossibly hard.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: mian tiao Fred
Quote from: renkoThere was a time when whales were sea monsters, but now they are whales.

they will always be sea monsters to me  :x  :x  :cry:  :cry:

I hate Whales, too!

or, MY contribution to your campaign, the numpersticker:

I'M MAD TOO, FRED!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

renko

but, uhm just to get back to this: Is that bob thing something completely different from discordianism? are they written by the same guy or something? From what Ive seen I think I prefer Eris to Bob, personally.

The seer

Quote from: renkobut, uhm just to get back to this: Is that bob thing something completely different from discordianism? are they written by the same guy or something? From what Ive seen I think I prefer Eris to Bob, personally.
Eris is the positive facet of Hesiod's two part eris.
Bob is the other, angry, vengeful part. The irony is he just haoppens to look like the ery vision of the world he is against: 1960's america.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: renkobut, uhm just to get back to this: Is that bob thing something completely different from discordianism? are they written by the same guy or something? From what Ive seen I think I prefer Eris to Bob, personally.

1.  No, they are totally different.  

Eris:  destroys civilizations when she gets snubbed.  "Bob":  Destroys worlds when he's bored.  

Discordians:  Hope for a miracle when all else fails.  Subgenii:  DEMAND a miracle before anything has been tried.

We Subgenii are the "black sheep" of the counter-culture.  We never get invited to the best parties...but we have more sex, even when we have to do it with someone else.

2.  "Bob", not Bob.  Any "Bob" you can actually spell isn't worth talking about.

3.  If you want to see for yourself, I'll link you to some of their texts.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The seer
Quote from: renkobut, uhm just to get back to this: Is that bob thing something completely different from discordianism? are they written by the same guy or something? From what Ive seen I think I prefer Eris to Bob, personally.
Eris is the positive facet of Hesiod's two part eris.
Bob is the other, angry, vengeful part. The irony is he just haoppens to look like the ery vision of the world he is against: 1960's america.

1950s, to be precise.  The bland, "guy next door", if the guy next door hated your guts and owned too many guns.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: renko
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: The seer
Quote from: The Good Reverend Rogerand they have the ability to get bored with handling sharp objects that cut them occasionally... unlike me.  :lol:

Zenjis can throw a drinking straw so hard that it would stick 2" into a tree trunk.

169% TROOF!

wow, thats impressive. people who post haikus, cut themselves, and can throw drinking straws impossibly hard.

Zenji was one of the founders of this board, along with Horab, Hugh, Verthaine, Skecjy, and myself (and a bunch of others who were, unfortunately, eaten by Chef).

He was one tough dude.  Rumor has it he had a toenail on his dick.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Schizzy

You think there's no monsters in the world?   :evil:

renko

after reading some subgenius stuff (mostly the Wikipedia entry) I still think I prefer Discordianism. Eris is way sexier.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: SchizzyYou think there's no monsters in the world?   :evil:

Sure there are...but not the COOL kind.

All we have are the crooked cops, the bent politicians, the smiling bastard who says "WE HAVE NO CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE THAT THE BLACK GOO LEAKING OUT OF OUR FACTORY INTO THE LOCAL PRESCHOOL YARD HAS ANY CONNECTION TO THE GRUESOME MUTATIONS IN LOCAL CHILDREN."

Oh, we've got monsters, all right...but they look just like us.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: renkoafter reading some subgenius stuff (mostly the Wikipedia entry) I still think I prefer Discordianism. Eris is way sexier.

That's what you get for reading Wikipedia.

Lies, all lies.

You have to read the original source material.

(Or I could just pimp my own stuff: http://poee.co.uk/boards/viewforum.php?f=15 )
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

renko

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Oh, we've got monsters, all right...but they look just like us.

worse... they are us!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: renko
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Oh, we've got monsters, all right...but they look just like us.

worse... they are us!

Speak for yourself, dude.  We Gods only LOOK evil, because we're misunderstood.

I, for one, blame society.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.