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The cause of Bush's victory, or, the death of the Dems.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 03, 2004, 07:06:04 PM

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The Commander

#90
December 16, 2005, 01:46:27 PM
Roger, are you a parole officer?

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The Good Reverend Roger

#91
December 17, 2005, 01:44:46 AM
Quote from: The CommanderRoger, are you a parole officer?

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Not exactly. :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Commander

#92
December 19, 2005, 09:11:35 PM
Bail bondsman?

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The Good Reverend Roger

#93
December 20, 2005, 12:20:58 AM
Quote from: The CommanderBail bondsman?

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Um...no.  I guess you could say that I'm in "collections". :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Commander

#94
December 20, 2005, 01:16:23 PM
Your a REPO man!!!!!

Isn't that sort of like being a bounty hunter...except for stuff instead of people?

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The Good Reverend Roger

#95
December 21, 2005, 01:08:40 AM
Quote from: The CommanderYour a REPO man!!!!!

Isn't that sort of like being a bounty hunter...except for stuff instead of people?

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Um...Nope.  I'm not that cool.

Nor do I have an alien corpse in my trunk.

Let's just say that I "facilitate interactions between downwardly mobile 'entrepeneurs'".

TGRR,
Thinks you're being deliberately obtuse.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Z³

#96
December 21, 2005, 07:00:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Nor do I have an alien corpse in my trunk.

I was about to make that reference.

Thats intense.

LMNO

#97
December 21, 2005, 01:39:09 PM
Quote from: MillerThe life of a repo man is always intense.

The Commander

#98
December 21, 2005, 01:51:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: The CommanderYour a REPO man!!!!!

Isn't that sort of like being a bounty hunter...except for stuff instead of people?

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Um...Nope.  I'm not that cool.

Nor do I have an alien corpse in my trunk.

Let's just say that I "facilitate interactions between downwardly mobile 'entrepeneurs'".

TGRR,
Thinks you're being deliberately obtuse.

I swear, I am that dense.  I have no clue what you do.  Stock Broker?  Tax man?  Rehabilitation Counselor? Unemployment Case Worker?

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#99
December 21, 2005, 07:01:24 PM
I think Roger somehow became a sheriff.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Chylde o' Kaos

#100
January 13, 2006, 03:31:54 PM
Quote from:
Let's just say that I "facilitate interactions between downwardly mobile 'entrepeneurs'".

TGRR,
Thinks you're being deliberately obtuse.[/quote

Lol, well, i've got two ways of translating that one, and neither of them come out to any sorta profession that's legal in most countries...

My first guess was that yer a drug dealer...then I sat and thought about it, and thought perhaps yer a seller of stollen goods on the black market...

Heh, either one makes ya sound all cool and dangerous as fuck, so even if I am WAY off base, you could just sit back and go with saying you're either one, just for the sake of sounding all cool n' mysterious.
Let's pump ourselves full of magick monkey juice and take a trip to spaceland!- Younger Brother, "A Flock of Bleeps"

Cain

#101
January 13, 2006, 03:59:49 PM
Read Millions of Screaming Yahoos, the answer shall become clear...damn, thats at POEE now...

The Good Reverend Roger

#102
January 14, 2006, 04:56:22 AM
I ensure a positive cash flow in a market which trends away from legal synergies.

Usually by buffaloing people.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chylde o' Kaos

#103
January 18, 2006, 01:03:25 AM
....yer a bounty hunter?

You did say you don't have any alien corpses in your trunk...you never said anything about not having human ones...
Let's pump ourselves full of magick monkey juice and take a trip to spaceland!- Younger Brother, "A Flock of Bleeps"

The Good Reverend Roger

#104
January 18, 2006, 01:06:38 AM
Quote from: Chylde o' Kaos....yer a bounty hunter?


Nope.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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