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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#75
January 05, 2006, 04:03:40 AM
Need to blow off some steam?  Just call 1-800-KLL ROGR.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Enrico Salazar

#76
January 05, 2006, 04:18:04 PM
Welcome again to Into The Night With Salazar And Friends my little scrotums, it has been much too long.

Thank you, thank you . . . stop.  No, really, stop.

(pulls out revolver and brandishes at audience)

ENRICO SAID STOP!

Is better.

Is new year, and time for resolutions.  Enrico decided this year that he should try to stop being so goddam gorgeous, and so motherfucking smart.  Is bad for other peoples' self esteem.  You cannot be this fantastic through work alone, you must be born with Salazar genes, sluts.

Which reminds Enrico, his own brand of blue jeans will be out this spring, they are called BlueBall Bluejeans, and the slogan is "Nothing inseminates between me and my BlueBalls."

Enrico's first guest is one of the producers of Into The Night, is also the casting agent, and has been mistaken as your humble host on many occaisions by many peoples . . . not to be confused with Baron Von Stevenstein, please welcome Baron von Hoopla!
Did someone say gorgeous?

hooplala

#77
January 05, 2006, 04:19:14 PM
Thanks Enrico.

It's a little strange to be sitting here on this side of the couch.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Enrico Salazar

#78
January 05, 2006, 04:19:41 PM
Why?  Because people think you are Enrico?
Did someone say gorgeous?

hooplala

#79
January 05, 2006, 04:20:33 PM
No.  Because I spend most of my time now paying people to come sit here and put up with your abuse.

And now here I am.  Glutton for punishment.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Enrico Salazar

#80
January 05, 2006, 04:22:01 PM
Glutton Enrico can attest to.  He has seen you in the Champagne Room at the Brass Rail.  Like Oprah at an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord.
Did someone say gorgeous?

hooplala

#81
January 05, 2006, 04:23:21 PM
(long pause)

Fat Oprah jokes?  Is that what the show is already coming to?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LMNO

#82
January 05, 2006, 04:25:43 PM
::applause::

Enrico Salazar

#83
January 05, 2006, 04:25:47 PM
Quiet, faggot.

The reason Enrico brought you on show was to let everyone know there is genius and then there is lackluster talent.  You, poor Baron, are lackluster talent, while Enrico is true genius.  Please to be stopping your silly writings, nobody is reading.

Also.  Your member.  It would embarrass Jiminy Cricket.

(rimshot)

Thank you Mo.
Did someone say gorgeous?

hooplala

#84
January 05, 2006, 04:28:07 PM
Mo, come on.  Use some discretion.

Listen Enrico.  How many years did you sleep on my couch?  For free?  How many times did you clog up the sinks with your preternatural body hair?  How many times have I had to bust you out of lynchings?

And for what?  This type of abuse in front of all of my peers?

It's just . . . I try and I try and . . .
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Enrico Salazar

#85
January 05, 2006, 04:29:32 PM
For the love of Petey, clam up you miserable little jellyfish.  Enrico was just ribbing you.  Is like Dean Martin Roast.  You know?

Like this Dean Martin roast style joke:

What is worse than being Baron von Hoopla?
Did someone say gorgeous?

hooplala

#86
January 05, 2006, 04:29:55 PM
Sigh.

I give up.  What is worse than being Baron von Hoopla?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Enrico Salazar

#87
January 05, 2006, 04:30:51 PM
NOTHING!

(rimshot)

Ha!  Is too good.  These jokes, they bring a tear to Enrico's glass eye.
Did someone say gorgeous?

hooplala

#88
January 05, 2006, 04:32:19 PM
Alright, fuck this.

(stands up and pulls off microphone)

You're on your own you twisted old freak.  Good luck getting guests without my help.

(stalks off stage)
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Enrico Salazar

#89
January 05, 2006, 04:34:27 PM
Hehehe.

That took longer than Enrico expected.  Little fucker is toughening up.

(turns to audience with cloying smile full of gold teeth)

And with that, sluts, we will be back after these messages.  Please do not go away or Enrico will hunt you down.  Is true.
Did someone say gorgeous?

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