Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[Enrico Salazar]

Bella something Enrico has been wondering for long long time - do powers of sychics come from big turbans they wear?

Sometimes Enrico wears a turban too, but does not feel psychic . . .

[Bella]

Well, it's more than just the turban, Enrico. The powers of knowing all and seeing all also come from the lovely muumuus we wear - or as I prefer to call them - our caftans of doom. Nor should I forget to mention the big big big hooped earrings and the jangly bracelets up our arms.

Try it and you'll see how sexy it makes you feel in addition to increasing your pyschic powers.

[Enrico Salazar]

Ahhh, yes.  Is making sense.

The way Enrico's powers of mucho-masculinity come from his many medalions and powerful afro?

[Bella]

Exactly!
There's a good reason dictators and psychics dress the way we do.
It's kind of like our own version of "power dressing", no?

Which for some reason turns my thoughts to big gay cowboys....
what would they be without the unzipped jeans, shirtless chests,
and a cowboy hat? They would merely be farm hands. How sad.

[LMNO]

::SSLLLUUU-::

BIG, GAY farmhands, don't forget.

::UUURRRP::

[Enrico Salazar]

Is VERY sad.  Is like a pornstar without the tennis balls under the skin on her chest, or Gary Coleman without his hate, or LMNO without his bag of booze . . .

Do you read palms, Bella?

[Bella]

Well, I know how to read palms, Enrico.
But I don't like to because palms are always so sweaty, you know?

[Enrico Salazar]

Enrico's aren't any sweatier than the rest of his body, but there is a fine coating of soft fur.  

But the problem is there is a strange line that only recently popped up on Enrico's hand . . . it throbs and hurts somewhat - have you any idea what it could be??

[Bella]

What color is that line?

If it's merely a bit darker than the rest of your palm then it means one of two things:

1. You've had a major reality shift and have probably changed dimensions - thereby also changing your destiny.
That's always a trifle uncomfortable.

2. You have an alien life force within your body and it's larva is seeking to exit out of your palm.

If however, the line is a deep fiery red, it means Diabo caught up with you again and you have blood poisoning and/or a voodoo curse to deal with. Or else it's a really big sliver.

[Enrico Salazar]

Is sort of green, and leaking.

Enrico will bet dollars that it was Diabo, though . . .

Anything you wish to speak about Bella?

[Bella]

Diabo for sure then. Don't touch me, k?

Yes, I wish to talk to about how hard it is to be a psychic. People think it's easy sitting here in my jammies all day telling people what color to dye their hair and whether or not the man of their dreams really loves them or is just trying to get in their pants, or who the father of their baby is, or whether or not the burglar in their house is their ex-boyfriend or a real burglar.

I imagine it's the same with you, Enrico. People think you just sit around giving orders all day and having your every need catered to by beautiful women. They forget how hard it is thinking of things to tell people to do.

So anyway, I just want to ask everyone to send me money for nothing so that I can sit in my jammies all day and not tell people what to do.

It's a great idea, yeah?

[LMNO]

::sluurp::


What kind of jammies?

::slrp::

[Enrico Salazar]

Is actually best idea Enrico has ever heard - so simple so pure . . . he wishes he had thought of it when he was Generalissimo of Salazore. DAMMIT.

Send money to Bella, and send undies to Enrico.  And if you enclose a self addressed stamped envelope Enrico will trim some hair from his body and send it back to you.  

Brings good luck and will kill insects.

[Bella]

::sluurp::


What kind of jammies?

::slrp::

Gray cotton jammies with little tiny black dots on them and pink satin trim around the neck and the cuffs.

They aren't nearly as cool as Demonica's pink flannel jammies with coffee cups, but they'll have to do.

[Bella]

Is actually best idea Enrico has ever heard - so simple so pure . . . he wishes he had thought of it when he was Generalissimo of Salazore. DAMMIT.

Send money to Bella, and send undies to Enrico.  And if you enclose a self addressed stamped envelope Enrico will trim some hair from his body and send it back to you.  

Brings good luck and will kill insects.

You like my idea?

Cool.

I think this could work for us, you know.