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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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Enrico Salazar

#675
February 01, 2006, 06:27:52 PM
Perhaps it is smell in here.

Anyway.

What is Zsa Zsa up to these days?  Or Dr. Joyce Brothers?  Or Jim Nabors?  They are always good for visit.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#676
February 01, 2006, 06:29:31 PM
Dead, unemployed, and gay I believe.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

#677
February 01, 2006, 06:30:52 PM
In which order?

Joyce always seemed nelly to Enrico.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#678
February 01, 2006, 06:33:24 PM
Zsa Zsa = Dead (and if she ain't, her career has been for about 40 years)

Dr. Joyce = Has she done anything since Sally Jesse was cancelled?

Jim Nabors = Gomer had Piles for a reason...
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

#679
February 01, 2006, 06:35:58 PM
This is not look good.

Perhaps the format should be changed to Jerry Springer style free-for-all?  

Or perhaps a reality tv show style?  Following around Enrico and Shecky as they go about day-to-day business?
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#680
February 01, 2006, 06:38:28 PM
I just had a vision of you taking a chair in the nose a la Geraldo.

It made me giggle. :D
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

LMNO

#681
February 01, 2006, 06:40:02 PM
:::ssssllluuurrppp::

Hey, why don't you both go and beat the living shit out of Howie Mandel?

Enrico Salazar

#682
February 01, 2006, 06:41:21 PM
He is still alive?  Enrico thought he suffocated doing that insipid rubber glove over head trick?
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#683
February 01, 2006, 06:42:23 PM
The guy's doing Boston Pizza commercials.

That's beating enough.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

LMNO

#684
February 01, 2006, 06:44:25 PM
I suppose it goes without saying that Boston doesn't actually have a Boston Pizza in it...

Enrico Salazar

#685
February 01, 2006, 06:45:00 PM
What if we sponsor boxing match between Tony "claims he isnt Salazorian" Danza and Howie "wishes he was Salazorian" Mandel?

Would be good for ratings, yes?
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#686
February 01, 2006, 06:46:03 PM
Quote from: eroticI suppose it goes without saying that Boston doesn't actually have a Boston Pizza in it...

Does it even really matter?
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Shecky D. Albino

#687
February 01, 2006, 06:47:09 PM
Quote from: Enrico SalazarWhat if we sponsor boxing match between Tony "claims he isnt Salazorian" Danza and Howie "wishes he was Salazorian" Mandel?

Would be good for ratings, yes?

Only if Danza slapped Mandel with his cock. :lol:
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

#688
February 01, 2006, 06:50:44 PM
Enrico thought it went without saying . . . It is amusing how he renamed the "Salazore Slap" after himself, thinking nobody would ever know.  The swine.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#689
February 01, 2006, 06:52:01 PM
Shit.  we gotta stop bringing up Danza.  Everyone's gonna think I have a fetish or something...
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...
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