Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[Enrico Salazar]

Perhaps it is smell in here.

Anyway.

What is Zsa Zsa up to these days?  Or Dr. Joyce Brothers?  Or Jim Nabors?  They are always good for visit.

[Shecky D. Albino]

Dead, unemployed, and gay I believe.

[Enrico Salazar]

In which order?

Joyce always seemed nelly to Enrico.

[Shecky D. Albino]

Zsa Zsa = Dead (and if she ain't, her career has been for about 40 years)

Dr. Joyce = Has she done anything since Sally Jesse was cancelled?

Jim Nabors = Gomer had Piles for a reason...

[Enrico Salazar]

This is not look good.

Perhaps the format should be changed to Jerry Springer style free-for-all?  

Or perhaps a reality tv show style?  Following around Enrico and Shecky as they go about day-to-day business?

[Shecky D. Albino]

I just had a vision of you taking a chair in the nose a la Geraldo.

It made me giggle.

[LMNO]

:::ssssllluuurrppp::

Hey, why don't you both go and beat the living shit out of Howie Mandel?

[Enrico Salazar]

He is still alive?  Enrico thought he suffocated doing that insipid rubber glove over head trick?

[Shecky D. Albino]

The guy's doing Boston Pizza commercials.

That's beating enough.

[LMNO]

I suppose it goes without saying that Boston doesn't actually have a Boston Pizza in it...

[Enrico Salazar]

What if we sponsor boxing match between Tony "claims he isnt Salazorian" Danza and Howie "wishes he was Salazorian" Mandel?

Would be good for ratings, yes?

[Shecky D. Albino]

I suppose it goes without saying that Boston doesn't actually have a Boston Pizza in it...

Does it even really matter?

[Shecky D. Albino]

What if we sponsor boxing match between Tony "claims he isnt Salazorian" Danza and Howie "wishes he was Salazorian" Mandel?

Would be good for ratings, yes?

Only if Danza slapped Mandel with his cock.

[Enrico Salazar]

Enrico thought it went without saying . . . It is amusing how he renamed the "Salazore Slap" after himself, thinking nobody would ever know.  The swine.

[Shecky D. Albino]

Shit.  we gotta stop bringing up Danza.  Everyone's gonna think I have a fetish or something...