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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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Shecky D. Albino

Actually, now that I think of it, I can see Enrico doing obscene things with those sausage fingers long before he would ever eat them.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Bella

Quote from: Baron Von StevensteinBacon pants, with a mushroom head and sausage fingers
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Where's the strawberry jam?
I know I'm weird, but I like strawberry jam on my pancakes instead of syrup.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Shecky D. Albino

"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Baron Von Stevenstein

Quote from: Shecky D. AlbinoSo do I.

Oh, Baron!

you beckoned?
Floppy-ear'd Order of the Cthulhu
(\ /)
(0.o)
(>D)>=I====>

Shecky D. Albino

I know it's late, but...

Any chance of adding strawberry jam?
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Baron Von Stevenstein

Floppy-ear'd Order of the Cthulhu
(\ /)
(0.o)
(>D)>=I====>

Shecky D. Albino

"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Baron Von Stevenstein

8)
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Into the Kitchen with Baron Von Stevenstein and hungry peoples
Floppy-ear'd Order of the Cthulhu
(\ /)
(0.o)
(>D)>=I====>

Enrico Salazar

Enrico has consumed seventeen peoples in life, but none looked as delicious as that faggot does.

Except maybe Dana Plato.  She was very delicious looking.
Did someone say gorgeous?


Baron Von Stevenstein

Floppy-ear'd Order of the Cthulhu
(\ /)
(0.o)
(>D)>=I====>

Enrico Salazar

::walks around with can of gasoline::

::sets the couch on fire::

VIVO SALAZORO!

::runs out of studio::
Did someone say gorgeous?


Baron Von Stevenstein

:cry: thats where I've been sleeping for the past three weeks
Floppy-ear'd Order of the Cthulhu
(\ /)
(0.o)
(>D)>=I====>

Diabo Salazore

::puts couch out::

If there is no couch how will I get it on with the corpses in the audience?
Dumb Enrico. Think ahead next time!
Diabo get a make-over, you like?

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

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