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Started by deet, April 04, 2006, 06:25:28 AM

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deet

April 04, 2006, 06:25:28 AM
Number One.
Global cataclysmic warfare.
All your exploded nukes are belong to us.

Number Two.
Pandemic.
All your chicken are make us ill.

Number Three.
Loss of atmospheric pressure.
All your head are burst.

Number Four.
Sudden extinction
Halley's Comet takes a left turn.

Number Five.
Loss of interest
No longer motivated enough to engage diaphragm.

Number Six.
Introduction of superior species.
All your humans are become their slaves. Or die fighting.

Number Seven.
Special Englightenment.
Singularity is become reality.

Number Eight.
Perceptual Disorder
World continues, we fail to notice.

Number Nine.
Mass suicide
Somebody set us up the bomb.

Number Ten.
It's already happened.
We're just stuck here.
All walls have two sides.

the other anonymous

#1
April 04, 2006, 07:58:40 AM
Number Eleven
Miscalculation during scientific experiment involving the creation of miniature black-holes.
Move trig.

Zurtok Khan

#2
April 05, 2006, 08:30:32 AM
Way Number 12
This woman farts
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Cain

#3
April 06, 2006, 01:11:34 PM
Number 13
Antimatter experiments go horribly wrong.

B_M_W

#4
April 06, 2006, 03:33:35 PM
Quote from: CainNumber 13
Antimatter experiments go horribly wrong.

This = Best one yet!
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

AFK

#5
April 07, 2006, 12:58:33 AM
Quote from: ethosionNumber Ten.
It's already happened.
We're just stuck here.

All I can say is if this one is true:  GMTFO!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#6
April 07, 2006, 09:25:07 PM
Quote from: CainNumber 13
Antimatter experiments go horribly wrong.
i was kind of assuming everybody already knew this site: http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm but i'll post it anyway.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LHX

#7
April 08, 2006, 04:44:14 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Quote from: ethosionNumber Ten.
It's already happened.
We're just stuck here.

All I can say is if this one is true:  GMTFO!

co-sign

NOW GOD DAMMIT NOW
neat hell

neongenesis816

#8
April 08, 2006, 08:03:54 AM
Number Eleven
all of the above

Pope Eggs Benedict Arnold

#9
April 08, 2006, 03:47:10 PM
Number Corn:
You die.

Number D:
It doesn't.  It keeps going and going and going and going.

Number Omega:
You decide it has.

Mangrove

#10
April 08, 2006, 04:27:06 PM
"The world ends in nostaligia"

Frank Zappa
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

MechaHobo

#11
April 09, 2006, 05:42:36 AM
number 14

we find out that monkeys really do have secret underground metropoli and we all die trying to steal their secrets.
I DON'T LIKE YOU



AT ALL

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#12
April 13, 2006, 09:51:13 AM
peak <random resource>?

Cain

#13
April 13, 2006, 10:51:32 AM
Quote from: All Rights Reservedpeak <random resource>?

Peak wood!

Cosmonaut X

#14
April 15, 2006, 12:32:32 PM
Number Forty-Two.

Schrodinger was right.
All your cats are belong to alternate universes.
- Cosmonaut X
Doyen for the Society of Eremitical Erisians

"Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb."
- Allen Ginsberg
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