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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Bhode_Sativa, November 27, 2006, 07:00:31 AM

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2006, 05:35:50 AM

Hee hee!  Whatsamatter, dude?  You don't want to go back to grubbing under rocks for worms?

:lol:

Think ya now me better than that dude. What I'm saying is that if that's where humanity's headed I'll find the lulz.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2006, 02:16:48 AM
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 11:07:26 PM
Nothing matters might be true, but I still care.  Only sometimes though. 

Yeah, you care so much you want 90% of the population to die, to meet your ethical standards.

:lol:

I personally wouldn't mind a large portion of humans killing themselves off, but that has nothing to do with ethical standards, and everything to do with my hatred of stupid people. At least I don't mock it up as something nice-nice.

And, hey Bhode, when you want to talk REAL enviromental ethics, instead of Fisher Price: My First Treehugging Attempt, call me up. Untill then, I'll be laughing.  :lol:
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.