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Started by Jenne, January 26, 2007, 06:53:46 PM

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Mangrove

#15
January 26, 2007, 07:29:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 26, 2007, 07:15:49 PM
Then it didn't happen.

QED.

how about some bad Wordpaint art?
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Jenne

#16
January 26, 2007, 07:30:53 PM
ha!  ever seen nataliedee.com ?  I mean, her humor isn't for everyone...but badly and crudely drawn shit is funny as ever, I think.

(it's where my avatar came from)

Jasper

#17
January 26, 2007, 07:33:32 PM
Dee is funny if I'm in a goofy idiot mood, but it's still just dada.

Jenne

#18
January 26, 2007, 07:40:19 PM
The married to the sea stuff is like that too, but that's fine.  Sometimes dada makes the world go by that much easier.

Jasper

#19
January 26, 2007, 08:01:18 PM
My aesthetic waxes cynical when I'm achey and sleepy.

Triple Zero

#20
January 26, 2007, 08:38:40 PM
just saying: the parable of the sacred bull should be in lollercaust. i think we already agreed on that at the old BIP forum.

and now, a PUN

uhhm black iron prison.. hm.. "iron" is an anagram of "noir", french for black. but that's for the SSOOKN to solve.

ok try again ..

umm.. didya hear about the dyslectic discordian? he never got enlightened because all he saw was fronds.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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LMNO

#21
January 26, 2007, 08:41:08 PM
Wow.




Maybe this isn't such a good idea, after all...

P3nT4gR4m

#22
January 26, 2007, 08:41:26 PM
Quote from: triple zero on January 26, 2007, 08:38:40 PM

umm.. didya hear about the dyslectic discordian? he never got enlightened because all he saw was fronds.


Jesus H Christ that sucked!


you must teach me oh master.

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AFK

#23
January 26, 2007, 08:43:23 PM
Quote from: triple zero on January 26, 2007, 08:38:40 PM
umm.. didya hear about the dyslectic discordian? he never got enlightened because all he saw was fronds.

:mittens: :mittens:
:mittens: :mittens:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

#24
January 26, 2007, 08:49:42 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 26, 2007, 08:43:23 PM
Quote from: triple zero on January 26, 2007, 08:38:40 PM
umm.. didya hear about the dyslectic discordian? he never got enlightened because all he saw was fronds.

:mittens: :mittens:
:mittens: :mittens:

Teh mittens on the top look smaller!

::Mind-fucked!::

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

#25
January 26, 2007, 08:50:14 PM
 :thanks:

so this discordian, a furry and a wiccan walk into a bar .. says the discordian: "see that barstool over there? they say it consists of nothing but empty space, so this shouldn't hurt .. much."

(could use some work, that one)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

P3nT4gR4m

#26
January 26, 2007, 08:51:47 PM
Quote from: triple zero on January 26, 2007, 08:50:14 PM

so this discordian, a furry and a wiccan walk into a bar


Fixed

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#27
January 26, 2007, 08:53:05 PM
Somewhere, a child just died of starvation.

At the exact same moment, someone else paid $5 for a cup of coffee at Starbucks.


Pretty funny, no?


LMNO
-hasn't really gotten the hang of this, yet.

Triple Zero

#28
January 26, 2007, 08:54:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 26, 2007, 08:53:05 PMSomewhere, a child just died of starvation.

At the exact same moment, someone else paid $5 for a cup of coffee at Starbucks.


Pretty funny, no?


LMNO
-hasn't really gotten the hang of this, yet.

maybe it would be more funny if you tell it with 23 children?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#29
January 26, 2007, 08:55:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 26, 2007, 08:53:05 PM
Somewhere, a child just died of starvation.

At the exact same moment, someone else paid $5 for a cup of coffee at Starbucks.


Pretty funny, no?


LMNO
-hasn't really gotten the hang of this, yet.

Perhaps it just needs to percolate a bit more.

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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