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Started by tyrannosaurus vex, March 02, 2007, 04:34:43 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

#15
March 02, 2007, 07:20:15 PM
Sell your kidneys

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mangrove

#16
March 02, 2007, 07:22:59 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 02, 2007, 07:20:15 PM
Sell your kidneys

not keen.

selling your kidneys? hmm....intriguing.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

P3nT4gR4m

#17
March 02, 2007, 07:24:34 PM
I already sold mine ... four times.

Kept nicking them back.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jasper

#18
March 02, 2007, 07:25:04 PM
Quote from: SillyCybinSell kidneys.

Fixed! >;D

Mangrove

#19
March 02, 2007, 07:25:53 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 02, 2007, 07:24:34 PM
I already sold mine ... four times.

Kept nicking them back.

is this how you bankrolled Baby Jesus?
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

P3nT4gR4m

#20
March 02, 2007, 07:28:12 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on March 02, 2007, 07:25:53 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 02, 2007, 07:24:34 PM
I already sold mine ... four times.

Kept nicking them back.

is this how you bankrolled Baby Jesus?

Baby Jesus earns his own cash from numerous lending and protection scams. I get to see none of this but I do get to walk around without crutches so I work on the show.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mangrove

#21
March 02, 2007, 07:29:29 PM
the lord really is as merciful as they say he is.  :lol:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Mangrove

#22
March 02, 2007, 07:32:51 PM
but enough of the threadjack.

vex - START WRITING!  8)
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

tyrannosaurus vex

#23
March 02, 2007, 07:36:35 PM
lol. im fuckin writing. here's all i have so far.

no more previews til i have some substance tho.

Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Mangrove

#24
March 02, 2007, 07:40:34 PM
cool.

now just repeat the process a few hundred times and yer done.  :wink:

srlsly though, was thinking that: www.newfalcon.com might be the sort of people who would like a BIP book.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

LMNO

#25
March 02, 2007, 07:46:50 PM
We'd be a shoe-in if somebody could forge RAW's signature, giving it his blessing.

Jasper

#26
March 02, 2007, 07:48:13 PM
He's dead.

Sort of obstructs credibility, but being caught lying about it would be just as if not cooler.

LMNO

#27
March 02, 2007, 08:03:48 PM
We were working on BIP before he died, so it's possible he could have given us his blessing.

Jasper

#28
March 02, 2007, 08:05:17 PM
True. 

But wouldn't it be fun to make inconsistencies like him mentioning new developments in his endorsement, for the more detail-savvy to grin at?

Cramulus

#29
March 02, 2007, 08:06:55 PM
Somebody could just get their name legally changed to Robert Anton Wilson. Then sign. Then change it back.

Or else someone could make their Discordian name Robert Anton Wilson. I mean, if you can be a pope or the curator of the moon or something, I don't see why you can't be RAW.



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