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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Lies

#2265
March 10, 2007, 07:09:16 AM
Truck Driver Addict,
Elvis has left the building,
No Burgers for you.

Next Topic:Drifting and floating and fading away
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Sir Perineal

#2266
March 10, 2007, 09:12:41 AM
Poop in the sewer:
Drifting, floating, and fading;
"Poop" translates to "life."
Sir Perineal Gräfenberg III, KSC, AOHF, AISB, FNORD, HIMEOBS

~Concordian Commissar of the Academic Order of THE HEMLOCK FELLOWSHIP~

Sir Perineal

#2267
March 10, 2007, 09:13:32 AM
NT: proof-reading forum posts to make sure you don't forget anything...
Sir Perineal Gräfenberg III, KSC, AOHF, AISB, FNORD, HIMEOBS

~Concordian Commissar of the Academic Order of THE HEMLOCK FELLOWSHIP~

Sir Perineal

#2268
March 12, 2007, 04:09:38 AM
My NT was dumb.
Don't die, thread!  Please don't die, yet!
You help me waste time.

NT: Child-molesting Clowns
Sir Perineal Gräfenberg III, KSC, AOHF, AISB, FNORD, HIMEOBS

~Concordian Commissar of the Academic Order of THE HEMLOCK FELLOWSHIP~

Lies

#2269
March 12, 2007, 01:20:25 PM
The clown makes us laugh,
The clown made us take off clothes,
My bum really hurts.

Next topic: I am a camera
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

DJRubberducky

#2270
March 12, 2007, 02:08:43 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 12, 2007, 01:20:25 PMNext topic: I am a camera

"I'm a camera!"
The policeman sighs; one more
Crazy peeping Tom.

NT: boogers
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Jasper

#2271
March 25, 2007, 12:52:40 AM
Why is this thread even in Literate Chaotic?

I was sure it belonged in Nimwit Slob.

Messier Undertree

#2272
March 25, 2007, 02:20:46 AM
Hm...

Could bomb it.

Cramulus

#2273
March 28, 2007, 01:48:57 PM
Boogers are so gross
that I don't want to write a
haiku about them

NT: MSPAINT

hunter s.durden

#2274
March 28, 2007, 01:53:17 PM
Fuck Dave and Felix
This is a fun thread at first
Gets a bit old though.

NT: I think i'm done here
This space for rent.

Lies

#2275
March 28, 2007, 03:48:34 PM
I think I'm done here
The Haikus are getting old
But wait, there is more!

NT:Gingavitis
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Idem

#2276
March 28, 2007, 03:51:32 PM
This thread... is still... alive...

That One Guy

#2277
March 28, 2007, 04:07:24 PM


Those girls in Lys's
Avatar - brushing their teeth!
Bad gingivitis ...

NT: MSPAINT - for reals this time!
People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.

Lies

#2278
March 28, 2007, 04:10:52 PM
Quote from: Idem on March 28, 2007, 03:51:32 PM
This thread... is still... alive...
Five seven five god damn,
Haikus will never get old
dont fuck this thread up
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Payne

#2279
March 28, 2007, 10:56:40 PM
Pixels make square clouds
artistic temper tantrum
caused by sneezing paint

NT:snails
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