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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 08, 2005, 04:10:37 AM

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LMNO

#180
November 29, 2006, 03:27:42 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on November 29, 2006, 03:14:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 29, 2006, 02:18:28 PM
Blame it on the rain, for falling.

blame it on the stars that shine at night.

Blame Canada!

East Coast Hustle

#181
November 29, 2006, 03:35:54 PM
umm...

sorry, I thought we were doing the Milli vanilli song.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#182
November 29, 2006, 03:38:01 PM
We were, but then I just started blaming things.

Thurnez Isa

#183
November 29, 2006, 05:42:17 PM
blame ricki lake!!!
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Cain

#184
April 12, 2007, 04:42:56 PM
Bump.  The Mgt Curse.  The real reason each Mgt spends less time here once they get that title is simple: they have to go do a couple of weeks training at Langley and Fort Meade. 

The Good Reverend Roger

#185
April 12, 2007, 06:56:29 PM
TGRR controls you with his orbital mind control lasers.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kimmy Gibbler

#186
April 12, 2007, 08:15:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2007, 06:56:29 PM
TGRR controls you with his orbital mind control lasers.

Stop making me twitch kplzthx
KIMMY GIBBLER:  SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS

The Good Reverend Roger

#187
April 12, 2007, 08:16:09 PM
Quote from: Izzo on April 12, 2007, 08:15:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2007, 06:56:29 PM
TGRR controls you with his orbital mind control lasers.

Stop making me twitch kplzthx

muhahahaha!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#188
April 13, 2007, 09:45:44 PM
Ambassador Shitneck is actually Hugh.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#189
April 13, 2007, 09:49:24 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 13, 2007, 09:45:44 PM
Ambassador Shitneck is actually Hugh.

No he isn't.  I've seen pics of both.

It would be funny, though.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#190
April 13, 2007, 10:11:26 PM
you've only seen what Hugh says are pictures of AKK.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

hunter s.durden

#191
April 13, 2007, 10:15:18 PM
ASS (Ambassabor Stupid Shitneck) is a government experiment that escaped.

The government spliced the genes of the unfunniest things they could find (Pauli Shore and Carrot Top mostly) to make a funnay killing bio-weapon.
He escaped, so they went with the Faux News Half-hour comedy hour.
This space for rent.

The Good Reverend Roger

#192
April 13, 2007, 10:51:17 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 13, 2007, 10:11:26 PM
you've only seen what Hugh says are pictures of AKK.

He acted more like Trollax.

But he's definitely from New York.  So it's neither.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#193
April 14, 2007, 02:31:18 AM
He's with the CIA, spying on youse discordians and your subversive activities. I don't post here, so I'm safe.

East Coast Hustle

#194
April 14, 2007, 08:38:32 PM
I thought it was the NSA that is spying on us?

oh, sorry...this thread is for FAKE theories.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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