Rev Roger, Sermon #1 reprint. The Gibberish that started it all.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 28, 2007, 08:16:59 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
April 17, 2007, 07:50:48 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 07:48:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 06:44:48 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 06:41:55 PM
I knew that shit TI.

That's why I'm wondering why he bothers talking at all.

Does he think people forgot about his non-racism prejudice?

Dunno.  Maybe.  He leaves for a while, and then comes back, acting like nothing happened.  This is his 2d or 3d return.



2nd, Didn't answer rodgers thread cuz im not a regular and was too busy enjoying Ochos Rios, Jamaica.

Weren't you surrounded by *gasp* Black people?

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hunter s.durden

#16
April 17, 2007, 07:51:44 PM
But why now?

The Prussian Blue girls would accept you more than Roger will.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 07:50:48 PM
Weren't you surrounded by *gasp* Black people?
:lulz:
The coloreds were doing drugs down there!!!!!!
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The Littlest Ubermensch

#17
April 17, 2007, 10:04:41 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 07:51:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 07:50:48 PM
Weren't you surrounded by *gasp* Black people?
:lulz:
The coloreds were doing drugs down there!!!!!!

Probably with their kids, those bad fathers.
[witticism/philosophical insight/nifty quote to prove my intelligence to the forum]

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Dr. Cow Ass

#18
April 19, 2007, 07:42:05 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 07:51:44 PM
But why now?

The Prussian Blue girls would accept you more than Roger will.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 07:50:48 PM
Weren't you surrounded by *gasp* Black people?
:lulz:
The coloreds were doing drugs down there!!!!!!

Good God, If I am accepted by Rodger this wouldn't be any fun.
I bring the Spicy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
April 19, 2007, 09:24:08 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 19, 2007, 07:42:05 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 07:51:44 PM
But why now?

The Prussian Blue girls would accept you more than Roger will.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 07:50:48 PM
Weren't you surrounded by *gasp* Black people?
:lulz:
The coloreds were doing drugs down there!!!!!!

Good God, If I am accepted by Rodger this wouldn't be any fun.

By who?  Is that how those dastardly Black peoples spell it?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
March 18, 2011, 04:23:54 PM
bump
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#21
March 18, 2011, 05:31:22 PM
:mittens:  This what started it ALL!  Love it!

Jasper

#23
March 18, 2011, 06:37:53 PM
I never read this.  It says something that it's still relevant today.  Nothing I've ever written has ever been relevant 11 years later.

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
March 18, 2011, 08:34:22 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 18, 2011, 06:37:53 PM
I never read this.  It says something that it's still relevant today.  Nothing I've ever written has ever been relevant 11 years later.

Well, then, in 3 years I'll have something to brag about.   :lulz:

Interestingly enough, this was also my first rant against pinealism.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#25
March 18, 2011, 09:11:28 PM
It's odd... I can read a few hints of your current style in this, but it's not the same at all. It reads like the work of a younger man, with all the mania of Doktor Howl and a complete lack of cantankerous Horrible Bastardry. I suppose this would have been well before you developed your current personal lexicon, too.

Still :mittens: orth mittens.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
March 18, 2011, 09:13:25 PM
Quote from: Unqualified on March 18, 2011, 09:11:28 PM
It's odd... I can read a few hints of your current style in this, but it's not the same at all. It reads like the work of a younger man, with all the mania of Doktor Howl and a complete lack of cantankerous Horrible Bastardry. I suppose this would have been well before you developed your current personal lexicon, too.

Still :mittens: orth mittens.

I still thought you could help people, back then.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#27
March 18, 2011, 10:14:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2011, 09:13:25 PM
Quote from: Unqualified on March 18, 2011, 09:11:28 PM
It's odd... I can read a few hints of your current style in this, but it's not the same at all. It reads like the work of a younger man, with all the mania of Doktor Howl and a complete lack of cantankerous Horrible Bastardry. I suppose this would have been well before you developed your current personal lexicon, too.

Still :mittens: orth mittens.

I still thought you could help people, back then.



Official Notice from the Department of Proper Thinking


To the Esteemed Good Reverend Roger,

We have been reviewing your file to attempt to rectify and achieve an optimal resolution to this apparent conflict of understanding. It seems that, much to our regret, our office neglected to properly notify you of some of the changes that went into effect shortly after the year 2001.

You see, in late 2002, it was decided that the General Public™ were no longer in need of "help" in the colloquial 20th-century sense. Best practices dictated that people would no longer need to be receptive to unsettling and potentially unproductive changes to their basic worldview and their approach to life.

In the interest of synergizing the General Public™, "help," in the broad sense, was redefined to mean a generalized, nonspecific affirmation of existing worldviews with an energetic tone applied for mass market appeal. Unfortunately, it seems that the notification of this change did not reach you in a timely fashion.


Eagerly awaiting your apology,
DoPT

Jasper

#28
March 19, 2011, 12:33:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2011, 08:34:22 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 18, 2011, 06:37:53 PM
I never read this.  It says something that it's still relevant today.  Nothing I've ever written has ever been relevant 11 years later.

Well, then, in 3 years I'll have something to brag about.   :lulz:

Interestingly enough, this was also my first rant against pinealism.

Originally posted in '03, I thought?

Phox

#29
March 19, 2011, 12:38:56 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 19, 2011, 12:33:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2011, 08:34:22 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 18, 2011, 06:37:53 PM
I never read this.  It says something that it's still relevant today.  Nothing I've ever written has ever been relevant 11 years later.

Well, then, in 3 years I'll have something to brag about.   :lulz:

Interestingly enough, this was also my first rant against pinealism.

Originally posted in '03, I thought?

Yeah. What year is it where you are Sig?  :lulz:
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