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Started by Bella, December 24, 2003, 06:07:26 AM

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Time to griit your teeth and appreciate the god-damn poetry, mormon.

Horab Fibslager

i prefer to grit my teeth and appreciate bombing baghdad.

that always releaves the stress of a hard day of doing nothing and workign overtime.
Hell is other people.

Den Sorte Dragen

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Quote from: Den Sorte DragenBaron von Poohbah's parents are nuts, don't know if it's genetic.

His mother is partly almond and his father is a walnut

>:D

Do you know him?  You must know him!
His mother is an almond and his father is a walnut, but his grandparents are filberts and pecans.

Yeah probably, but they can't be coconuts (I know they don't migrate).

I heard you live in be-kinky-and-get-arrested-for-it-Utah? I really feel pity for you now *supporthug* :wink:

<------------------------writing from jail cell

Thank you for the support hug   :D

1,000 spankings for you!   :twisted:

*very greatfull* :twisted:

I'ld go move to my older sister to CA (inviting yourself of course) instead of becomming a dehydrated flower in a big grey field.

:shock:   Why didn't I think of that?  :idea:


Maybe because you're getting contaminated with greyness .....hundreds of grey claws grabbing you, trying to pull you down in an unending hole of dullness and daily banality whilst you scream in despair for a saviour knowing that you're commune members can't reach you yet. It is in this moment, in that hour of utter helplesness and vulnerability that your true nature will show. For when Operation Barbarossa begins....ehm I mean: for when Demonica begins, the world will hold its breath!

or... maybe she's the hidden variable. the reason that mromon elders thought it would be perfectly ethical and moral abnd not make baby jesus cry or thje evil aliens from planets x destroy us all if they bribed olympics ppl to select theri city, then allow drinking in the bars, and worse mroe to let businesses to stay open after 5pm. ext thign you know they'll be importing meand paying me several hundred thousand dollars plus expenses to teach them "the way" and how to repent for their nublarosis in the eyes of the vogon supreme commander n0rverminder flaxengalder, savign not only utah froma painfull adn excurciatingly destructiove destruction but also the earth and the entire universe as well.


SAVE UTAH!


I repeat with the words of Napoleon:

"When Demonica awakes the world (including Utah as epicentre)will tremble(certainly after having had tortillas with hot sauce the night before)"...I thinl I'm getting a bit zealous about this whole commune thing...my right arm keeps on rising when reading 'Duchess Demonica'.....maybe it's time for a 10-years step-by-step plane for world-domination.........we might be Utah-talibans in the Utah mountains or something
negative....negative.....negative................;type O negative................negative............;negative

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

FUCK UTAH!!!!!

No offense to Momos...
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Penumbral

Quote from: ZombieZombieZombieTime to griit your teeth and appreciate the god-damn poetry, mormon.
time eh... I knew you where the enemy!!!

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time eh... I knew you where the enemy!!!


How long did it take you to figure that one out, genius?

Rev Thwack

hey now, no picking on Penumbral... that's my job... and I havn't done it in so long... Poor boy must be confused.
My balls itch...

Penumbral

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:cry:  :?:  :oops:

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

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Quote from: Den Sorte DragenBaron von Poohbah's parents are nuts, don't know if it's genetic.

His mother is partly almond and his father is a walnut

>:D

Do you know him?  You must know him!
His mother is an almond and his father is a walnut, but his grandparents are filberts and pecans.

Yeah probably, but they can't be coconuts (I know they don't migrate).

I heard you live in be-kinky-and-get-arrested-for-it-Utah? I really feel pity for you now *supporthug* :wink:

<------------------------writing from jail cell

Thank you for the support hug   :D

1,000 spankings for you!   :twisted:

*very greatfull* :twisted:

I'ld go move to my older sister to CA (inviting yourself of course) instead of becomming a dehydrated flower in a big grey field.

:shock:   Why didn't I think of that?  :idea:


Maybe because you're getting contaminated with greyness .....hundreds of grey claws grabbing you, trying to pull you down in an unending hole of dullness and daily banality whilst you scream in despair for a saviour knowing that you're commune members can't reach you yet. It is in this moment, in that hour of utter helplesness and vulnerability that your true nature will show. For when Operation Barbarossa begins....ehm I mean: for when Demonica begins, the world will hold its breath!

or... maybe she's the hidden variable. the reason that mromon elders thought it would be perfectly ethical and moral abnd not make baby jesus cry or thje evil aliens from planets x destroy us all if they bribed olympics ppl to select theri city, then allow drinking in the bars, and worse mroe to let businesses to stay open after 5pm. ext thign you know they'll be importing meand paying me several hundred thousand dollars plus expenses to teach them "the way" and how to repent for their nublarosis in the eyes of the vogon supreme commander n0rverminder flaxengalder, savign not only utah froma painfull adn excurciatingly destructiove destruction but also the earth and the entire universe as well.


SAVE UTAH!


I repeat with the words of Napoleon:

"When Demonica awakes the world (including Utah as epicentre)will tremble(certainly after having had tortillas with hot sauce the night before)"...I thinl I'm getting a bit zealous about this whole commune thing...my right arm keeps on rising when reading 'Duchess Demonica'.....maybe it's time for a 10-years step-by-step plane for world-domination.........we might be Utah-talibans in the Utah mountains or something

I dropped the 'F-Bomb' and watched the breathless shock drain the ash from the grey faces surrounding me....................

I dropped the 'F Bomb' a second time and added the phrase 'F*@$ing Napoleon'.............. the walls quivered......at the shock..........vibrating to the new and never before heard profane harmonic rate of Fucking Napoleon................ I ran, as the house imploded leaving in it's place a gaping smoke filled crater, blanketed with sordid grey rubble.

The stench of which was to boring to have a scent.

 
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"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."


Bella

*Bella bows in wonder to the lotus feet of her brave sister*

You dropped the F Bomb?  :shock:  :twisted:

Lard Lard, no doubt a mighty quaking shook the the earth (pronounced "arth") and the very angels themselves shook their fists and cried in despair as Brother Brigham turned over and over in his grave.

PS: On a brighter note, however.....the 29 wives of Brother Brigham rose from their graves to sing a haleluejah chorus in honor of Demonica, who refused to serve the forces of grey and knows when to call a fucking napolean a fucking napolean.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Den Sorte Dragen

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Quote from: Den Sorte DragenBaron von Poohbah's parents are nuts, don't know if it's genetic.

His mother is partly almond and his father is a walnut

>:D

Do you know him?  You must know him!
His mother is an almond and his father is a walnut, but his grandparents are filberts and pecans.

Yeah probably, but they can't be coconuts (I know they don't migrate).

I heard you live in be-kinky-and-get-arrested-for-it-Utah? I really feel pity for you now *supporthug* :wink:

<------------------------writing from jail cell

Thank you for the support hug   :D

1,000 spankings for you!   :twisted:

*very greatfull* :twisted:

I'ld go move to my older sister to CA (inviting yourself of course) instead of becomming a dehydrated flower in a big grey field.

:shock:   Why didn't I think of that?  :idea:


Maybe because you're getting contaminated with greyness .....hundreds of grey claws grabbing you, trying to pull you down in an unending hole of dullness and daily banality whilst you scream in despair for a saviour knowing that you're commune members can't reach you yet. It is in this moment, in that hour of utter helplesness and vulnerability that your true nature will show. For when Operation Barbarossa begins....ehm I mean: for when Demonica begins, the world will hold its breath!

or... maybe she's the hidden variable. the reason that mromon elders thought it would be perfectly ethical and moral abnd not make baby jesus cry or thje evil aliens from planets x destroy us all if they bribed olympics ppl to select theri city, then allow drinking in the bars, and worse mroe to let businesses to stay open after 5pm. ext thign you know they'll be importing meand paying me several hundred thousand dollars plus expenses to teach them "the way" and how to repent for their nublarosis in the eyes of the vogon supreme commander n0rverminder flaxengalder, savign not only utah froma painfull adn excurciatingly destructiove destruction but also the earth and the entire universe as well.


SAVE UTAH!


I repeat with the words of Napoleon:

"When Demonica awakes the world (including Utah as epicentre)will tremble(certainly after having had tortillas with hot sauce the night before)"...I thinl I'm getting a bit zealous about this whole commune thing...my right arm keeps on rising when reading 'Duchess Demonica'.....maybe it's time for a 10-years step-by-step plane for world-domination.........we might be Utah-talibans in the Utah mountains or something

I dropped the 'F-Bomb' and watched the breathless shock drain the ash from the grey faces surrounding me....................

I dropped the 'F Bomb' a second time and added the phrase 'F*@$ing Napoleon'.............. the walls quivered......at the shock..........vibrating to the new and never before heard profane harmonic rate of Fucking Napoleon................ I ran, as the house imploded leaving in it's place a gaping smoke filled crater, blanketed with sordid grey rubble.

The stench of which was to boring to have a scent.

sounds like my job
negative....negative.....negative................;type O negative................negative............;negative

~~~~Closed~~~~

this is becoming another meta-quotes topic...

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

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Ya Really!
Do you think so?

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html


"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."


StarFish

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Ya Really!
Do you think so?

What happend to that one everyone tried to make it super long?
Étoiles de Mer de Saint le Cinquième

Horab Fibslager

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Ya Really!
Do you think so?

What happend to that one everyone tried to make it super long?

it turned into a black hole and destroyed demonseed's mind....
Hell is other people.