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Baby Name Recipe lulz!!!

Started by Ambassador KAOS, April 26, 2007, 11:57:17 AM

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hunter s.durden

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Ambassador KAOS

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phear my 1337 braynz!!!!11one!

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



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tyrannosaurus vex

last name: STOMP
first name: WtfAYSA?
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Mangrove

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

theCalmpsychopath

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cyberus

The bun-sellers or cake-makers were in nothing inclinable to their request; but,which was worse,did injure them most outrageously,called them prattling gabblers,lickorous gluttons,freckled bittors,mangy rascals,shite-a-bed scoundrels,drunken roysters,sly knaves,drowsy loiterers,slapsauce fellows,slabberdegullion druggels,lubberly louts,cozening foxes,ruffian rogues,paltry customers,sycophant-varlets,drawlatch hoydens,flouting milksops,jeering companions,staring clowns,forlorn snakes,ninny lobcocks,scurvy sneaksbies,fondling fops,base loons,saucy coxcombs,idle lusks,scoffing braggarts,noddy meacocks,blockish grutnols,doddipol-joltheads,jobbernol goosecaps,foolish loggerheads,flutch calf-lollies,grouthead gnat-snappers,lob-dotterels,gaping changelings,codshead loobies,woodcock slangams,ninny-hammer flycatchers,noddypeak simpletons,turdy gut,shitten shepherds,and other suchlike defamatory epithets; saying further,that it was not for them to eat of these dainty cakes...

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on May 02, 2007, 10:18:01 AM
Unnng....





Look, assnugget, you've already fucked up the emoticons.  No need to arse up the ung, too.

Shit for brains.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 26, 2007, 11:57:17 AM
So one of my more promiscuous female friends got herself knocked up and the father's last name is "Stomp".


Of course it is, Luke.  Of course it is.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: DJRubberducky on May 01, 2007, 04:33:58 PM
Obviously if she wants to distract from the last name, she needs to give him a girl's first name so everyone focuses on that.

I recommend "Genevieve".

Dulcimer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hunter s.durden

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2007, 07:49:03 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 26, 2007, 11:57:17 AM
So one of my more promiscuous female friends got herself knocked up and the father's last name is "Stomp".


Of course it is, Luke.  Of course it is.

He's lying about this too, isn't he?

Does everyone is New York get stupid little nicknames?
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That One Guy

I didn't, but then again I got the fuck out of Upstate NY as fast as I could ...
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hunter s.durden

Good call.

I hear you sucks when your name is 3 random words.
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Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 03, 2007, 02:37:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2007, 07:49:03 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 26, 2007, 11:57:17 AM
So one of my more promiscuous female friends got herself knocked up and the father's last name is "Stomp".


Of course it is, Luke.  Of course it is.

He's lying about this too, isn't he?

Does everyone is New York get stupid little nicknames?


Only if they're Outlandish.

hunter s.durden

Well Saratoga Springs must be one wild and crazy place.

Tell Stomp I hate him, too.
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tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2007, 07:49:03 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 26, 2007, 11:57:17 AM
So one of my more promiscuous female friends got herself knocked up and the father's last name is "Stomp".


Of course it is, Luke.  Of course it is.

In his desperate attempt to troll, he obviously forgot that single mothers generally give their own last names to their children.
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