Jesus Died for YOU

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

But Jesus also invests....

[EvilPoet]

"Jesus saves. Moses invests."
-Alan King

[Cthulhu's Advocate]

Oh yeah. Us jews are 100 percent sexy capitalism! On a related note; jews don't control the media- just the courtrooms (Hebrew sass over.)

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Oh yeah. Us jews are 100 percent sexy capitalism! On a related note; jews don't control the media- just the courtrooms (Hebrew sass over.)

Capitalism? Yuck!

[Cthulhu's Advocate]

That wasn't sarcasm, an insult, or a complaint just some good ol' fashioned Talmudic sass. But to wave away the stereotype, I ain't big into corpacracy myself.

[Bella]

That wasn't sarcasm, an insult, or a complaint just some good ol' fashioned Talmudic sass. But to wave away the stereotype, I ain't big into corpacracy myself.

Heh, I got the joke in that sass and thought it was pretty funny.

[EvilPoet]

Jesus saves. Moses invests.

Mr. Dejesus Saves - Mr. Moshe Invests. Mr. Dejesus saves D&M Sin Stamps and exchanges them for valuble merchandise. Mr. Moshe invests in the company that makes the D&M Sin Stamps and is good friends with the owner - Alfa Mayle. Mr. Mayle not only owns the company that makes the stamps, he also owns all the companies - everywhere. As far as I know nobody except Mr. Moshe has actually seen Alfa Mayle (aka "DaBoss"). All that is really known about him is that he is out there --somewhere-- and supposedly sees all and knows all.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I don't want no saving nor investing....I want some fermenting of the beverages, dammit!

[EvilPoet]

....I want some fermenting of the beverages, dammit!

I'd say your best bet would be to look in a bar or a liquor
store - they have lots of fermenting beverages there.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

or my refrigerator.............................. oh wait, no, that's fermenting food  

[Verthaine]

Jesus may save,but only Eris gives you a 23% return on your initial investment daily.

[B23.77]

Jesus saves and redeems souls for prizes.

[riff]

Cthulhu saves... he might get hungry later.

[B23.77]

Pesky vampires.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Vampires love hearts

hate greeting cards

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