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What is wisdom?

Started by Jasper, June 04, 2007, 03:43:33 AM

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Iron Sulfide

#15
June 04, 2007, 05:44:23 PM
Wisdom is the State of Being Urination, or of Being Urinated.

also, being "pissed," whether pissed drunk, pissed off or pissed on.

I Will Wiz Anything.
Ya' stupid Yank.

B_M_W

#16
June 04, 2007, 06:15:00 PM
 :roll:

1) This wasn't about wisdom, this was about the characteristics that are found in wise people.

2) I found it interesting, but knew it wouldn't be appreciated here, which is why I didn't post it. I gave Felix permission to cross post because he took an interest in it as well.



That is all
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
June 04, 2007, 06:39:59 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on June 04, 2007, 01:38:49 PM
only a true friend would stab TGRR in the back

:mittens:

Hurry up, you bastards.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
June 04, 2007, 06:41:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 04, 2007, 02:09:49 PM
Wisdom: a method whereby old people can pass off bullshit anecdotes and untested (and usually banal) thoughts about life without it being critically examined.

Anyone who tells you anything else is a liar, an idiot or both.

YOU BROKED MY IRONY METER!  :tgrr:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

guest7654

#19
June 04, 2007, 07:01:42 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on June 04, 2007, 01:33:00 PM
Wisdom is knowing how to pretend to be TGRR's friend before you convince him that you'd be worthwhile visiting and waiting until he has his back turned before you stab him for being a cop. :mrgreen:

TGRR being a cop has given me more faith in our criminal justice system; also more fear of it...

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
June 04, 2007, 07:28:59 PM
Quote from: rzasthole on June 04, 2007, 07:01:42 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on June 04, 2007, 01:33:00 PM
Wisdom is knowing how to pretend to be TGRR's friend before you convince him that you'd be worthwhile visiting and waiting until he has his back turned before you stab him for being a cop. :mrgreen:

TGRR being a cop has given me more faith in our criminal justice system; also more fear of it...



I told you fuckers I'd march on a road of bones.

But just like always, you thought I was joking.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

guest7654

#21
June 04, 2007, 07:45:41 PM
Just remembered a time I was working at a convenience store.  This cop came in and walked up to the counter with two cases of beer and stood in line.  He then looked at his shirt and said "oh shit I'm in uniform" and put the beer back.  He then asked me if we had banana rolling papers.  After saying no, he laughed and asked for a "bag...I mean pack" of cigarettes.  I was stoned off my ass at the time, mind you....

Off topic?  or wisdom in action?

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
June 04, 2007, 08:06:35 PM
Quote from: rzasthole on June 04, 2007, 07:45:41 PM
Just remembered a time I was working at a convenience store.  This cop came in and walked up to the counter with two cases of beer and stood in line.  He then looked at his shirt and said "oh shit I'm in uniform" and put the beer back.  He then asked me if we had banana rolling papers.  After saying no, he laughed and asked for a "bag...I mean pack" of cigarettes.  I was stoned off my ass at the time, mind you....

Off topic?  or wisdom in action?

I have no TIME for weed or beer.  I'm a busy man, most nights.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#23
June 04, 2007, 08:21:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2007, 06:41:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 04, 2007, 02:09:49 PM
Wisdom: a method whereby old people can pass off bullshit anecdotes and untested (and usually banal) thoughts about life without it being critically examined.

Anyone who tells you anything else is a liar, an idiot or both.

YOU BROKED MY IRONY METER!  :tgrr:

I was hoping the Devil's Dictionary had an entry, but was too bored to look it up.

P3nT4gR4m

#24
June 04, 2007, 08:31:36 PM
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to laugh my fuckin ass off at the whole damn shooting match.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Darth Cupcake

#25
June 04, 2007, 09:29:33 PM
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

the dreadful hours

#26
June 04, 2007, 09:31:57 PM
wisdom is shooting first and leaving the questions to someone else

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#27
June 04, 2007, 10:42:08 PM
Quote from: LHX on June 04, 2007, 03:04:31 PM
prolly not even wise to define wisdom

ITT:toolbox
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Dr. Cow Ass

#28
June 04, 2007, 11:11:47 PM
Why do we always have breakdown everything to bullshit. Sure, it may often be true, but it's a boring, depressing, and nonproductive way of handleing things.

Maybe that's why Discordians aren't really known for doing stuff.
I bring the Spicy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
June 04, 2007, 11:15:10 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on June 04, 2007, 11:11:47 PM
Why do we always have breakdown everything to bullshit. Sure, it may often be true, but it's a boring, depressing, and nonproductive way of handleing things.

Maybe that's why Discordians aren't really known for doing stuff.

That's nice.

So why are you here?  Shouldn't you be off, changing the world?

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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