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Pontificating, Teaching, Subverting or just Whacking Off?

Started by Bebek Sincap Ratatosk, June 18, 2007, 09:12:00 PM

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LMNO

I'd be happy with random images, unrelated to the words, as long as they grabbed attention.


Tits, for example.  Probably clothed tits, so as not to get banned, but still, just a cool visual that will make people stare at the screen first, and then listen to the words.

Cain

I actually have an upcoming rant written by someone other than me (actually, its a transcript of Codename V's broadcast from V for Vendetta) where images will work well.  I was going to intersperse them in the rant, but it will work equally well in video form.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: LMNO on June 21, 2007, 02:21:40 PM
I'd be happy with random images, unrelated to the words, as long as they grabbed attention.


Tits, for example.  Probably clothed tits, so as not to get banned, but still, just a cool visual that will make people stare at the screen first, and then listen to the words.

So simple and yet so perfect!

How could I have been so blind as to not see this?

Wait'll I get home tonight - there'll be more tits than you can shake a nipple clamp at  :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Darth Cupcake

000 -- nice thought on using InDesign. We've just started tooling around with it in my office, using the free trial, so I should definitely get that onto my home computer. It's only a 30 day trial, but I can definitely put this together in 30 days or less. And it gives exactly the kind of flexibility I was looking for that I can't get elsewhere. Thank you so much for making me think of that, I was ready to pull my hair out trying to format this stuff! :eek:
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

LMNO

And now you see why eventually, I just stuck it into MS Word.

Darth Cupcake

I was using MS Word and it was what was driving me crazy. :lol:

I miss having access to University printers were I could print a jillion pages on the cheap, plus photocopies. What I really wanted to do with this was print things up, cut 'em up, paste 'em down, photocopy, rinse repeat.

OFUK I HAVE REVEALED TOO MUCH :tinfoilhat:
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

LMNO

That's why you need to work in a corporation with massive xerox machines..



Um... no, you don't.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Cain on June 21, 2007, 11:06:58 AM
I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm trying to spread, think about and improve ideas for subversion.  Everything else is just a bonus.

Are you seeking Mass Subversion, or subversion of the individual?

Personally, I'm not at all confident that mass subversion is doable and I try to focus my attacks on subverting individuals (When Man is Free, then Mankind will be Free ;-) ).
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Cain

Oh, mass subversion is doable, its just tricky.

Most of the thinking behind it has to be reverse-engineered, then control tested.  Thats the problem.  All the money and research is going in the opposite direction.

But challenges are always fun. 

Darth Cupcake

Quote from: Ratatosk on June 21, 2007, 04:06:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 21, 2007, 11:06:58 AM
I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm trying to spread, think about and improve ideas for subversion.  Everything else is just a bonus.

Are you seeking Mass Subversion, or subversion of the individual?

Personally, I'm not at all confident that mass subversion is doable and I try to focus my attacks on subverting individuals (When Man is Free, then Mankind will be Free ;-) ).

Little of column A, little of column B... I like to think of my life as the delicious leftovers stew of silly mind things. :D
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Ratatosk on June 21, 2007, 04:06:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 21, 2007, 11:06:58 AM
I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm trying to spread, think about and improve ideas for subversion.  Everything else is just a bonus.

Are you seeking Mass Subversion, or subversion of the individual?

Personally, I'm not at all confident that mass subversion is doable and I try to focus my attacks on subverting individuals (When Man is Free, then Mankind will be Free ;-) ).

I'm with you there. Crowds are big angry dangerous things when poked and, even if you do manage to pull it off, all you end up with is the same army of zombies, bent to your will.

Operation mindfuck is best accomplished one head at a time.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Darth Cupcake

Dear Santa --

I have been a moderately good girl. For Christmas this year, I would like a pony, a fire truck, and an army of zombies bent to my will.

KTHX KISSES
-DC
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

AFK

Quote from: LMNO on June 21, 2007, 02:21:40 PM
I'd be happy with random images, unrelated to the words, as long as they grabbed attention.


Tits, for example.  Probably clothed tits, so as not to get banned, but still, just a cool visual that will make people stare at the screen first, and then listen to the words.

I was thinking about this on the way home from work last night.  (Probably because my wife was riding with me.)  And then something popped into my head:  "Meme-Boobs".

20-pager, in color, featuring scantly-clad or non-clad breasts with the meme-bombs overlayed.  Done tastily of course, in an arty sort of way (whatever that means.)

Of course we'd need money and female volunteers for such a thing. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

If we had thought of this 5 years ago, this would have been no problem.

Wait, I wasn't around 5 years ago.


Maybe we can get Pope Tom to use some of his influence on his harem of nubiles.

AFK

I suppose to be PC we'd have to throw in some guys as well. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.