Ask Bella

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I highly resemble being called a collection of nuts.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

macadamia?

You are a welcome addition to our nutty clan

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

macadamia?

You are a welcome addition to our nutty clan

that name suits me just fine. I used to be known as a pecan, but macadamia sounds more exotic...

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

macadamia?

You are a welcome addition to our nutty clan

that name suits me just fine. I used to be known as a pecan, but macadamia sounds more exotic...

Pecan?

I had a pecan once but it flew away  

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

macadamia?

You are a welcome addition to our nutty clan

that name suits me just fine. I used to be known as a pecan, but macadamia sounds more exotic...

Pecan?

I had a pecan once but it flew away  

We like flying, actually.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I can be a flying macadamian pecan!

[Iron Sulfide]

[import from 1kbwc]

[Just Friends]

Hey Honny,
i'm sorry, it really isn't working.
i'm sure we can just be friends.
no matter what happens between us,
you'll always be my friend. i just want you to know
that it's not you,
it's me.
-signed Pope Nietzsche, Saint Bastard, KSC, et al.


playing this card render's eris' (even potential) attraction null.

that's right eris. i'm literally playing the "Just Friends" card.

take that!!!

Um *quietly* you might not want to tell a goddess how to behave...

oh, it's okay. i think me and eris worked things out (kinda)...

she played [Nana's Words of Wisdom] on me in our on going, real-time
game of 1kbwc.

the only caption on that card is:
"Nevah marry a shikza! Oi Vey!"

kinda makes sense now. basically, i need to find me a nice discordian
gal. it's the only option i have left, for starters. and for another, i wasn't
completely convinced that there were discordian women at all until i
stumbled on this site. there seriously should be more discordian gals.

why is it, do you think, that the discordian populace tends to be
predominantly male?

[Anonymous]

Dear Bella,

luck with the ladies has been, while not bad, rather weird.

i think eris is playing tiddly winks with my sex life.

the basic run down goes:

one was crazy (like, xanax and pheno crazy), 3 were cheaters, one was
a cheater and also crazy, and left me for my "gay" best friend, another
only wanted a slice of my nut-berry pie, another let me believe she was
interested while she wasn't at all interested, another one dumped me
because i was, and i quote, "too nice...", another used me as a piece of
meat...

the most recent one just found out she's 1 month pregnant from her ex.
(i knew i shouldn't have said "what else can you throw at me eris?" while
drunk and pissed off a few weenends ago...)

any fnording clue what's going on here bella?

The only way I know how to answer this question is to consult my tarot cards.
You want me to answer your here on the board or in a pm?

[Anonymous]

Dear Bella,

luck with the ladies has been, while not bad, rather weird.

i think eris is playing tiddly winks with my sex life.

the basic run down goes:

one was crazy (like, xanax and pheno crazy), 3 were cheaters, one was
a cheater and also crazy, and left me for my "gay" best friend, another
only wanted a slice of my nut-berry pie, another let me believe she was
interested while she wasn't at all interested, another one dumped me
because i was, and i quote, "too nice...", another used me as a piece of
meat...

the most recent one just found out she's 1 month pregnant from her ex.
(i knew i shouldn't have said "what else can you throw at me eris?" while
drunk and pissed off a few weenends ago...)

any fnording clue what's going on here bella?

The only way I know how to answer this question is to consult my tarot cards.
You want me to answer you here on the board or in a pm?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Just stay away from those goy shikzas, okay?

[Bella]

Dear Bella,

luck with the ladies has been, while not bad, rather weird.

i think eris is playing tiddly winks with my sex life.

the basic run down goes:

one was crazy (like, xanax and pheno crazy), 3 were cheaters, one was
a cheater and also crazy, and left me for my "gay" best friend, another
only wanted a slice of my nut-berry pie, another let me believe she was
interested while she wasn't at all interested, another one dumped me
because i was, and i quote, "too nice...", another used me as a piece of
meat...

the most recent one just found out she's 1 month pregnant from her ex.
(i knew i shouldn't have said "what else can you throw at me eris?" while
drunk and pissed off a few weenends ago...)

any fnording clue what's going on here bella?

The only way I know how to answer this question is to consult my tarot cards.
You want me to answer you here on the board or in a pm?

How weird....I was logged in because it let me edit and then...bam - Eris knocked me off the board. Obviously that was me above, though.

PS: You reckon it's because I said I would send Demonica the recipe to Eris Bitchslap Punch?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

That could be, but hmmmm.........*checks Thoth deck*.................
4 of pentacles/disks......"power"

there you go. Eris has the power.

[Bella]

That could be, but hmmmm.........*checks Thoth deck*.................
4 of pentacles/disks......"power"

there you go. Eris has the power.

She sure does.....my head is still ringing.

[Iron Sulfide]

hmm....i don't care too much aboot privacy....

sure, do me a tarot on the boards if you want...or whatever...
i don't really have a preference.