Ideas on Correct Speach

[Richter]

Good one, Payne.

Also, you were right about my IV coffee dispenser, but it's broken. 
I ran out of coffee last week, and my veins sucked it in out of deperation.

[Darth Cupcake]

Not unlike a snake, Richter now has an IV-shaped lump moving through his body as his blood circulates.

It certainly keeps the day from getting boring, I'd imagine.

"Have a seat, won't you, Richter?"
"No, thanks, my machine is currently on my left butt cheek; it would be a bit painful. In a couple minutes, though, gladly!"

[Richter]

Thankfully, this only worked to my advantage in Cram's game.

Also: Addendum to the "Awkward Moments" disscussion form the Boston Meet-Up:
G.F.: "Can I do anything for you sweetie?"
R: "Call me Snake."
G.F.: